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Jesus-- He Is With You Always

SpringcurlSpringcurl Posts: 8,002Registered Users
If they had one of these with Jesus sitting next to a closed captioner, I'd totally buy it.

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(the welder is my favorite)

ETA: nothing against Jesus. Just bad art.
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  • SpringcurlSpringcurl Posts: 8,002Registered Users
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  • CurlyminxCurlyminx Posts: 5,581Registered Users
    The Juggler and French Horn are awesome. :laughing1:
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  • ursulaursula Posts: 1,461Registered Users
    Is this a joke? Seriously--I can't tell.
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  • irociroc Posts: 7,890Registered Users
    I honestly want to roll on the floor laughing on this one, but my kids will ask why I'm laughing, and I won't be able to explain it to them.


    Now, I love me some Jesus. I truly do. But I will always take the time out to laugh at this sort of thing. Too funny. And man if that Jesus doesn't look pretty damn creepy.

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  • KikapooKikapoo Posts: 1,087Registered Users
    Ha ha ha, I love the juggler! And the body builder! Hell, I can't choose, they're all great!!!
  • LoloDSMLoloDSM Posts: 3,778Registered Users
    He has one for jugglers, body builders, and bikers, but no lawyers. I guess the artist figures we're a lost cause. :evil2:
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  • fig jamfig jam Posts: 2,555Registered Users
    :happy4:

    Jesus as that pesky guy who doesn't understand about personal distance . . . .

    The dog in the veterinarian one looks skeered!
    "Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"

    "Honey Badger don't care!"
  • OBBOBB Posts: 4,174Registered Users
    LoloDSM wrote: »
    He has one for jugglers, body builders, and bikers, but no lawyers. I guess the artist figures we're a lost cause. :evil2:


    lol...or politicians.
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    The skull decoration on the jesus-with-biker is a very nice touch.

    What I really want to know is....

    Where is the Jesus-in-the-restroom? Honestly, it gave me nightmares when I was a little kid and the preacher told me that god was always with me, every minute of the day. All I could think was: "Even when I'm on the toilet?!?!?!?!?!? Does he look at my pee pee and hiney?" It led to my non-theism.
  • SpringcurlSpringcurl Posts: 8,002Registered Users
    I want to know why he's with the dental hygienist and not the poor person having his teeth worked on-- probably about ready to have some horrible procedure like a root canal or deep pocket cleaning.

    I hate the dentist.

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  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Posts: 8,660Registered Users
    Yea, he really needs to respect other people's personal space. These pics are hilarious. Here's my fav.


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    From Michael Berg:

    Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
  • SpringcurlSpringcurl Posts: 8,002Registered Users
    the truck driver looks VERY uncomfortable.
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  • LoloDSMLoloDSM Posts: 3,778Registered Users
    Springcurl wrote: »
    the truck driver looks VERY uncomfortable.

    The truck driver one is just creepy.

    I understand the artist's concept, but there is a Jesus is a stalker flavor to the series.
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  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Posts: 8,660Registered Users
    OBB wrote: »
    LoloDSM wrote: »
    He has one for jugglers, body builders, and bikers, but no lawyers. I guess the artist figures we're a lost cause. :evil2:


    lol...or politicians.

    What about SEX. You know he's there.:twisted:
    From Michael Berg:

    Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
  • OBBOBB Posts: 4,174Registered Users
    if in the future while im driving a truck probably at night and suddenly i feel two hands on my shoulders i dont care who it is im dumping the truck and walking home.
  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users
    :lol:
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    Ever since the sports thread wars I have sensed a special connection between [edit] & Wile. Like the connection oil has to water. I almost can't speak of it. Wait....my eyes are misting. ~asq
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  • zmanzzzzzmanzzzz Banned Posts: 3,826Banned Users
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  • ninja dogninja dog Posts: 23,780Registered Users
    Oh, my......

    I feel like he's urging the trucker to hurry: "C'mon, Man! My Father's House has many mansions!"
  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Posts: 8,660Registered Users
    ninja dog wrote: »
    Oh, my......

    I feel like he's urging the trucker to hurry: "C'mon, Man! My Father's House has many mansions!"

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    From Michael Berg:

    Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
  • ninja dogninja dog Posts: 23,780Registered Users
    Why is he smiling while the dentist works?

    I once saw something along these lines at an Italian festival: it was Jesus with the boy who threw a touchdown; Jesus rooting for a boy at bat; Jesus chasing along with a boy playing soccer.

    Note that he never accompanied a girl playing field hockey or basketball. Just saying.
  • ninja dogninja dog Posts: 23,780Registered Users
    Hey, is Jesus the one with the coffee in the "Executive" picture? I mean, if he's so busy always being "with" everyone all the time, he would need coffee, right?

    What do you think? Would Jesus drink his coffee black, or with cream? Maybe he likes latte?

    Have I mentioned that I LOVE these drawings?
  • KikapooKikapoo Posts: 1,087Registered Users
    OBB wrote: »
    if in the future while im driving a truck probably at night and suddenly i feel two hands on my shoulders i dont care who it is im dumping the truck and walking home.


    Jesus is with walkers, too.


    Sorry :-/.
  • ninja dogninja dog Posts: 23,780Registered Users
    How? Holding their hand(s) while they cross the street?
  • KikapooKikapoo Posts: 1,087Registered Users
    ninja dog wrote: »
    How? Holding their hand(s) while they cross the street?


    More likely holding their elbows...he seems to like to do that.

    Or perhaps cheering them on!
  • LAwomanLAwoman Posts: 2,949Registered Users
    omg... tears... Cant. stop. laughing.
    He looks like he is about to strangle the truck driver.
  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Posts: 8,660Registered Users
    Does anyone else feel Jesus is looking at the carpet layer a little "odd?"


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    From Michael Berg:

    Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    ninja dog wrote: »
    Have I mentioned that I LOVE these drawings?



    I don't think they are "real" drawings. I think they are computer generated from B&W photos. Some schmuck is trying to pass off this jesus schlock as "art".
  • fig jamfig jam Posts: 2,555Registered Users
    In general, Jesus looks like he's up to no good in all these drawings. In the dental hygienist one, he looks like he's about to jiggle her elbow when she starts drilling . . . and he's laughing about it!

    RCW, I don't think they look good enough to be computer generated!

    Has anyone clicked on the home page? It's sad -- the guy pasted his photo over the meaningful quote, so you can't see what it says.

    Springcurl, WHERE on earth did you find this????
    "Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"

    "Honey Badger don't care!"
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    Jesus is obviously a white dude. He must have looked a little out-of-place 2000 years ago in Galilee.

    Anyone else think he resembles a young Charles Manson?

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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users
    I was waiting for that! :laughing1:
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    Ever since the sports thread wars I have sensed a special connection between [edit] & Wile. Like the connection oil has to water. I almost can't speak of it. Wait....my eyes are misting. ~asq
    Let’s just stay together and tell the world to kiss our ass. ~P


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