What's the worst lie you've told ...

oingo-sproingooingo-sproingo Posts: 144Registered Users
to get out of work (or school or other huge commitment)?

I'm too embarassed to admit the doozies I've told in the past!! :oops:

ETA: I had a final option of "Other -- pls. explain if not too embarassed" but it wouldn't let me have another one. Hmph.

2nd ETA: WORST lie, not worse. Duh.
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  • StarrwithoutniteStarrwithoutnite Posts: 1,732Registered Users
    I was at my boyfreinds house with his entire extended family, meeting most of them for the first time and I was a good hour late to work, so I told them my car broke and I had to tow it to the shop then wait for them to give me a ride to work...(BMW does that too) it didnt work though and I was fired :) But it was worth it, boyfreind looked out for me and told my boss what happened and I got my job back. (Probably the only time dating a guy at work benefited me)
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  • NetGNetG Posts: 8,116Registered Users
    My job has combined vacation and sick time (Paid Time Off) so I don't have any reason to lie. In school, I was always the one pretending to be healthy when sick so I wouldn't miss school!
    The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
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  • dia99dia99 Posts: 1,998Registered Users
    NetG wrote:
    My job has combined vacation and sick time (Paid Time Off) so I don't have any reason to lie. In school, I was always the one pretending to be healthy when sick so I wouldn't miss school!

    Yep! One of the few work perks of teaching is that if you need it, vacation time and sick time are included, plus holidays, spring/winter breaks (at least), and summers off. Anyone who needs to lie with all of that legitimate time off probably should just not work. :lol:

    This is my first year taking any vacation - two days for my sister's wedding and one day to go on a field trip with my daughter.
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    I'm too honest...lol
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    Ever since the sports thread wars I have sensed a special connection between [edit] & Wile. Like the connection oil has to water. I almost can't speak of it. Wait....my eyes are misting. ~asq
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  • MarMar Posts: 3,003Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    This is SO stupid....the last job I had was 20 years ago ;),one day I had a fight with my husband and I was really upset.
    Rather than tell my boss that story,I said I fell down the stairs :oops:
    What a dork :P
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  • ScarletScarlet Posts: 3,125Registered Users
    I'm too honest...lol

    Liar!

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  • SuZenSuZen Posts: 1,595Registered Users
    I once said I had stomach flu to get a day off from work. It was the only time I ever did that. I felt very guilty.

    I know. I'm boring.

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