Do You Think There's Going To Be A Zombie Apocalypse?

My sister and I are pretty convinced there will be. You know, there will be some mistake in a lab somewhere and the zombies will be created and we'll have to run into the woods and live off the land.
I think I could survive, but only if I were with family. My sister's husband is a state trooper and he's really good with guns. My best friend is great at building things, so that's important. I can make something tasty out of gross stuff, so I'd be helpful.
Do you think there will be a zombie apocalypse? Could you survive?
I think I could survive, but only if I were with family. My sister's husband is a state trooper and he's really good with guns. My best friend is great at building things, so that's important. I can make something tasty out of gross stuff, so I'd be helpful.
Do you think there will be a zombie apocalypse? Could you survive?
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You've never thought about this?
Over Christmas my sister mentioned a zombie apocalypse and my daughter's boyfriend immediately nodded and admitted that he'd thought of it, too.
I think people are afraid to admit to other people that they think it's possible. but I think the zombies are coming.:laughing7:
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We're more likely to be invaded by space aliens, and I do not believe that is going to happen either.
I guess that leaves us with the real possible dangers out there...other people, environmental/weather, disease, etc. ...but that's not near as interesting.
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It would certainly stimulate the economy if there was a zombie apocalypse:
- Someone would have to bury all their rotten corpses.
- New jobs would be created for zombie removal everywhere.
- There would be more insurance claims for people who hit a zombie while driving to work.
On the other hand, if the zombies could be trained they might actually steal our jobs.
It's ponderous.
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But what do zombies do when they're not searching for brains to eat? Would I get to read and write and watch "Robot Chicken?" And what about zombie hairstyles? Would I be able to maintain my curls?
Really, I think the thing to consider is which method of existence provides for a better lifestyle: zombie or human? It may sound matter of fact, but these are tough times. A girl has to make a choice.
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To answer the question: in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I think I'd be pretty useless.
Look up the movie Versus on youtube, there are a lot of the fight scenes there. Since it is a zombie fight scene, I think the graphic warning should be a given.
Has anybody else purchased their copy:
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234463656&sr=8-1
(I wish I knew how to do that link thing)
I seen that book in the store once! It looked good, but I didn't have enough on me at the time.
Admit it. You know you want to stop being human. No job! No cooking! No taxes!
My husband got it for the holidays. I've been not so patiently waiting for him to finish it so I can read it. He's a slow reader.
I've never thought about this outside of movies. I'd probably be toast, unless I was around some of my more industrious friends and family.
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I keep telling DH that if he really loves me... . he'll let me eat his brains. I love that part. (Safe for work) One of my all time favorite movies. I'll join ya, I'll radio for more paramedics.
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No, I haven't- is that strange?
I guess you two never saw 28 Days/ Weeks Later, eh? Those zombies were truly a force to be reckoned with...
I don't think I'd last very long if there were a zombie apocalypse. I'd be able to make it for a while if I was with my husband, but once the food started to run out he'd probably defect to their side.
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Awesome. I'll be sure to keep all my grunge cds handy, just in case...
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Which brings up another good point - make sure you're wearing comfortable clothes and good athletic sneakers. A zombie apocolypse is no time to get all "Stacy and Clinton" if you want to survive.
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Oh, wow!
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I'd do it, if you do!
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