Spinoff: Where was your first porn experience?

PoodleheadPoodlehead Registered Users Posts: 6,959
When I saw Meph's topic, I got kind of excited, because the first time I ever watched porn was in the craziest place, and I wanted to share. But then I realized he was talking about MAKING porn, not watching it. Sigh. :wink:

So anyway, my first time was in a funeral home. My ex-bf's best friend worked there, and had an apartment upstairs, so the three of us went over there after a drunken afternoon and watched some porn. Middle of the day, very bizarre.
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  • PartyHairPartyHair Registered Users Posts: 7,713
    Poodlehead wrote:
    So anyway, my first time was in a funeral home. My ex-bf's best friend worked there, and had an apartment upstairs, so the three of us went over there after a drunken afternoon and watched some porn. Middle of the day, very bizarre.

    Perv! :lol:
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  • PoodleheadPoodlehead Registered Users Posts: 6,959
    PartyHair wrote:
    Poodlehead wrote:
    So anyway, my first time was in a funeral home. My ex-bf's best friend worked there, and had an apartment upstairs, so the three of us went over there after a drunken afternoon and watched some porn. Middle of the day, very bizarre.

    Perv! :lol:

    No, that would be if I had been MAKING it in the middle of the afternoon at a funeral home with my BF and his friend. :shock:
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  • StephSStephS Registered Users Posts: 352
    We used to sneak into the XXX drive in stowed away in the trunk of the car of someone who was 18.

    Got caught only once, and he didn't kick us out - just made us give him $5.

    Mind you, this was 1982.
  • battinlashbattinlash Registered Users Posts: 1,850
    I voted for the last one...I've seen so much I can't remember the first incident.
  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Registered Users Posts: 9,777 Curl Virtuoso
    In the 70's I saw "Deep Throat" with my husband in a movie theatre. We were traveling and were going thru a small town when we saw it on the marque. We thought since no one knew us we could get away with it. We both ended up so embarrassed even tho' we were sitting among strangers. I'm not sure how much I saw since I was sitting so low in the seat with my face covered. I think I was the only female in the theatre and that made me very uncomfortable. :oops:
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  • ChakraChakra Registered Users Posts: 172
    Poodlehead wrote:
    When I saw Meph's topic, I got kind of excited, because the first time I ever watched porn was in the craziest place, and I wanted to share. But then I realized he was talking about MAKING porn, not watching it. Sigh. :wink:

    So anyway, my first time was in a funeral home. My ex-bf's best friend worked there, and had an apartment upstairs, so the three of us went over there after a drunken afternoon and watched some porn. Middle of the day, very bizarre.

    Whoa!! I'm surprised at you!!! You never know with suburban moms!!

    :shock: :lol::wink:

    Now that the shock has worn off...I'll go vote. :oops: :wink:
  • CurlyCanadianCurlyCanadian Registered Users, Curl Ambassador Posts: 10,904 Curl Connoisseur
    I was house sitting one weekend, I think I was about 17. A couple of girlfriends came over to watch movies. We were just eating pizza and gossiping and some guy showed up at the door. He was a friend of the guy who owned the house, and he handed me a bag of movies and just said to give them to the guy when he got home.

    Didn't really think anything of it untill later in the night and we decided to see if there was anything interesting. Amongst all of these PG movies was a blank tape, so of course we decided to pop that one in. It was some cheesy office porn, but jeez, for a first time, it certanly made us blush :oops:

    There have been alot since, but I'll never forget my first :lol:
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  • PoodleheadPoodlehead Registered Users Posts: 6,959
    Chakra wrote:
    Whoa!! I'm surprised at you!!! You never know with suburban moms!!

    :shock: :lol::wink:

    Now that the shock has worn off...I'll go vote. :oops: :wink:

    Oh, but you forget, I live in the "big city." :wink:

    And it was back in college. In my sordid past... :D
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  • imagen*imagen* Registered Users Posts: 11
    I can't remember which was first viewing but I'll tell both..

    It was either a video I found in my brothers drawer marked "Pauls confirmation" that was neither Paul (his dorky friend, thank God..) nor a confirmation. It was 3 short movies and I remember thinking 2 things, "Oh God I'll never be able to fit one if those in there! :shock: " and "When I do it I'll do it so much better than these people!" I couldn't have been older than 12. Or it could have been at this boys house. My friend and I were around 12/13 and these boys were around 15. One of the boys parents were out and we were hanging out at his house and they just decided to put on a porn. I only saw bits and pieces of that one because I was hiding around the corner of the room with my friend who I think was scarred for life because she hid her face and everyone teased her, saying she loved it. To this day she says she doesn't have any interest in viewing porn. Oh well..more for everyone else! :P
  • NetGNetG Registered Users Posts: 8,116
    I don't think any of the options fit for me. Or I'm too tired to process them, which is quite possible, and maybe even likely!

    I was in a hotel room in DC. It was my jr high's annual Washington trip, I was sharing a room with three other girls, it was almost curfew, and they were looking for things to watch on tv. Well, our porn was free! :shock: I was horrified and convinced our teacher would come in, but they were like Joey and Chandler in their refusal to turn off the free porn in case they couldn't get it again! Since we weren't allowed out of our rooms, I hid in the bathroom with the doors closed, and every few minutes asked them if they would turn it off yet! This was, of course, after I'd watched enough to get the idea...and know I didn't want to watch it, at least not as an 8th grader!
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  • StarrwithoutniteStarrwithoutnite Registered Users Posts: 1,732
    I was going through some of my folks movies when I was relatively young, maybe 11 or 12, and I found one with an innocent sounding name, I thought, Hey, never seen this movie before and put it in...I was quite shocked!

    (Of course as I got older I would sneak a peek at the rest of the secret stash...)

    Not gonna blush :) I have my own secret stash now...
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  • RichardHeadRichardHead Banned Banned Users Posts: 629
    Seventh grade. This kid in my class would talk about his uncle's porn collection so we made a plan for him to grab some pornos and on the day we got out of school early for x-mas break a bunch of us guys went to my house and we all watched pornos until my parents got home. I even remember the pornos we watched, Beauty and the Beast, Nightshift Nurses and Snatchbuckler(starring Ron Jeremy).
  • BurtBurt Registered Users Posts: 196
    7th grade at my best friend's dad's house. He has one of those huge satellite dishes that picked up about 300 channels... 5 of which were porn. My friend, his dad and I would watch the Celtics almost every night and his dad would head to bed once it ended. Almost immediately, we'd switch it to one of the porn channels to try and see if we could find Seka.

    About a year later they started scrambling them. It was a pain in the ass to try and catch a clean glimpes of a boob after that. But we damn sure tried.
  • geekygeeky Registered Users Posts: 4,995
    I was a late bloomer. In college, we watched some of my friend's boyfriend's porn. I still remember the movie. It was called "Sex Olympics" or something liek that, and it was hysterically funny.
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  • ScarletScarlet Registered Users Posts: 3,125 Curl Neophyte
    Lotsawaves wrote:
    I think I was the only one in the theatre and that made me very uncomfortable. :oops:

    I'm sure many people were in a much lower position.
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  • ester80ester80 Registered Users Posts: 78
    Scarlet wrote:
    Lotsawaves wrote:
    I think I was the only one in the theatre and that made me very uncomfortable. :oops:

    I'm sure many people were in a much lower position.

    LOL!! you are dirtyyy!!
  • afrosheenqueenafrosheenqueen Registered Users Posts: 5,400 Curl Connoisseur
    One time at band camp...

    Hee! It was during a band trip in Nashville. The hotel we stayed in had pron on so all watched. I don't remeber what it was called but it had a king and a Sheena type woman as the main character. The climax of the movie the male character said "The King has Come!" and we all threw popcorn at the TV.
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  • mrspoppersmrspoppers Registered Users Posts: 7,223 Curl Novice
    In 1984/85, there was a sex store in Helena, MT called Miss Kitty's. I was sad one night and thinking of quitting college so my friends Donny and Francine took me out for a night on the town. We ended up at Miss Kitty's, where they had those little booths in the back--you pick a booth based on what movie you wanted to see.

    Donny went into his booth, but Francine and I were too embarassed to go with him so we chose our own booth based on the pictures of the guys in the ad. We were so naive, we had no idea that there were pictures of guys because it was gay porn. Yep, my first porn experience was two men having anal sex. :shock:
  • BurtBurt Registered Users Posts: 196
    mrspoppers wrote:
    In 1984/85, there was a sex store in Helena, MT called Miss Kitty's.

    I guess I'm gonna have to head down to Helena. That has to be the only sex shop in the entire state of Montana.
  • picklesgirlpicklesgirl Registered Users Posts: 1,955
    mrspoppers wrote:
    In 1984/85, there was a sex store in Helena, MT called Miss Kitty's. I was sad one night and thinking of quitting college so my friends Donny and Francine took me out for a night on the town. We ended up at Miss Kitty's, where they had those little booths in the back--you pick a booth based on what movie you wanted to see.

    Donny went into his booth, but Francine and I were too embarassed to go with him so we chose our own booth based on the pictures of the guys in the ad. We were so naive, we had no idea that there were pictures of guys because it was gay porn. Yep, my first porn experience was two men having anal sex. :shock:

    That story made me laugh out loud.

    My first time was a friends house the town had just gotten cabel t.v. and we had discovered late night Cinemax. I remember it was one of those that had like a radio d.j. and peopel called in and told her their fanticies and then of course it had to be acted out.
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  • goldygoldy Registered Users Posts: 5,463 Curl Connoisseur
    i was four years old, in a hotel room, sharing a bed with my best friend, and her older (he was 13 or 14) half-brother put porn on in the room while he was babysitting us..
    the two families were on vacation together and our parents had gone out to dinner without the kids that night..

    that was my first experience and i will never forget it! she and i still talk about it to this day :)
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  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Registered Users Posts: 9,777 Curl Virtuoso
    Scarlet wrote:
    Lotsawaves wrote:
    I think I was the only one in the theatre and that made me very uncomfortable. :oops:

    I'm sure many people were in a much lower position.
    I just edited that to say I was the only "female" in the theatre. I know that doesn't make it any better. :lol:
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  • mrspoppersmrspoppers Registered Users Posts: 7,223 Curl Novice
    Burt wrote:
    mrspoppers wrote:
    In 1984/85, there was a sex store in Helena, MT called Miss Kitty's.

    I guess I'm gonna have to head down to Helena. That has to be the only sex shop in the entire state of Montana.
    No, it's long gone. If I remember correctly, it was forced to close during the summer of '85. There was some scandal and they were run out of town. :roll:
  • ScaryCurlScaryCurl Registered Users Posts: 138
    goldy wrote:
    i was four years old, in a hotel room, sharing a bed with my best friend, and her older (he was 13 or 14) half-brother put porn on in the room while he was babysitting us..
    the two families were on vacation together and our parents had gone out to dinner without the kids that night..

    that was my first experience and i will never forget it! she and i still talk about it to this day :)

    OMG, I just have this horrible image in my mind of two teenage boys babysitting a little 4 year old girl (baby) and stripping her of her innocence by exposing her to porn. I'm sorry, but that borders on sexual abuse. I would die if my 9 year old saw it. I can't imagine what would go through the mind of a 4 year old. Were you scarred...at least at the time? I guess I'm old fashion, but your story disturbed me. I'm sorry you went through that.
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  • LotsawavesLotsawaves Registered Users Posts: 9,777 Curl Virtuoso
    Scarycurl, I had that same reaction :shock: when I read that. It reminded me of that thread about male babysitters. :P
    From Michael Berg:

    Every person has a unique connection to the Creator that can never be extinguished, and every person has a great soul that can manifest important things in our world. To make a person feel less than they are because of something inside themselves, be it faith, race, or sexual orientation, is the greatest sin of all."
  • goldygoldy Registered Users Posts: 5,463 Curl Connoisseur
    i probably shouldn't have left out the fact that it was more like a rated x movie, not a hardcore porn..
    all i really saw were some bleach blonde heads and silicone implant boobs..
    we didn't see any sex scenes or anything of that sort..
    it was just topless girls in a hot tub.. it didn't stay on long, my older sister, who was 8, was also helping with the babysitting responsibilities and the channel quickly changed when she came back from the bathroom..

    i'm not at all traumatized.. just my first memory of seeing porn..
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    Ah, it all makes sense now. Goldy is the puppet master! :lol:

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