Ode to my hair (you add a line)

Ode to the hair that sits atop my head,
If you were a person, you’d surely be dead.
I’ve chopped
And plopped
“Never again,” many a times, I’ve said.


  • a.l.i.c.e.a.l.i.c.e. Posts: 673Registered Users
    While once I did hate you
    I now tolerate you
    Because you have learned to behave.
    I tried and I fried
    And sometimes I cried because you persisted to wave,
    But now I am glad
    And no longer sad
    'Cause now it is curls that I crave!
    botticelli-ish bob.

    Current Routine:
    -Suave Aloe & Waterlily cowash/leave-in
    -Giovanni Direct Leave-In
    -FOTE aloe vera gel
  • rudeechickrudeechick Posts: 6,726Registered Users
    Curly spiral, frizzy wave
    tried to get you to behave...
    shushed you
    brushed you
    squashed you flat
    Last resort -- A Baseball hat!

    Decades later, here we stand
    no more flatiron in my hand
    all this time , i never knew
    that the key to taming you
    tame the curl,
    the frizz,
    the bend...?
    was not to fight
    But be your friend.
    Curls,Coils,Waves & WhatKnot:geek:
    3miii/My HGs tame bulk&frizz/Give definition w/o crunch
    My Photobucket Album
  • twirliegirliex3twirliegirliex3 Posts: 70Registered Users
    What a mighty brawl its been
    first me
    then you
    neither could win
    You're my greatest asset, my greatest joy
    my favorite thing to style and toy
    But what a fright
    You sometimes seem
    When i must style, day or night
    But you and i, lets reach peace
    And all these shenanigans will finally cease
  • UTgalUTgal Posts: 320Registered Users
    Clutching my manual I bravely march on
    Sold my flat iron for $5 on our lawn
    I log on each day to find folks just like me
    Wanting lovely locks, hassle and frizz free!
    2c w/a bit of 3a
    Fine & plentiful, no dyes
    bioInfusion the Gentle One Shampoo
    Currently loving:
    Deva ArcAngell
    Deva Set it Free

    Curly since 6/17/2008.
    /home/leaving?" class="Popup
    PW: browncurls
  • CurlyEyesCurlyEyes Posts: 2,983Registered Users
    Ode to the hair that is so luscious and thick
    (Though sometimes the frizz makes me sick)
    You've been with me through the thick and thin
    Remember when I tamed you with many a bobby pin?
    And yet you are always wild and free
    But I wonder: Will you marry me?

    Okay, so it's pretty lame, but I couldn't think of anything else.
    made up of 98.822% silliness!!

  • helloitsiohelloitsio Posts: 1,369Registered Users
    At my wit's end and frustrated
    to believe I actually debated
    a japanese hair straightening system
    to end being such a bad hair victim

    I would look at my two sisters' perfect silky-straight hair
    with feelings of envy and despair
    Why couldn't you lie shiny, perfect, and straight?
    I used to look at you in the mirror with eyes full of hate

    It was fate that led me to this site
    And brought about an end to our fight

    I can't help but be thankful for all the information that helped me save
    every inch of my wonderful waves