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Bacon bra. Possibly NSFW?

spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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  • Gemini13Gemini13 Posts: 5,000Registered Users
    Ummm.... like, woah. :lol:
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  • Rebecca deWinterRebecca deWinter Posts: 2,254Registered Users
    haha. ok then!

    i can think of a better use for bacon. :)
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  • 2happy2happy Posts: 5,138Registered Users
    Bacon. Huh.
    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it.....Piss on it and walk away.
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  • lazy loopslazy loops Posts: 8,792Registered Users
    My hubby would say he knows where the eggs are! :lol:
  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    Liz! :laughing7: Good one. I can't wait to show this to hubby. He will probably offer to make breakfast this weekend if I cook the bacon! hehe
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    Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
  • LilahLilah Posts: 916Registered Users
    Yeah...that's...different :glasses9:
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  • SnarlsSnarls Posts: 2,537Registered Users
    I guess she doesn't have dogs.

    Please let there not be a bacon thong. Yuck!
    formerly Castella
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  • internetchickinternetchick Posts: 6,191Registered Users
    If that was cooked bacon it would combine two of my husband's favorite things. :lol:
  • fig jamfig jam Posts: 2,555Registered Users
    Watch out for those toothpicks!
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  • LilahLilah Posts: 916Registered Users
    Castella wrote: »
    I guess she doesn't have dogs.

    Please let there not be a bacon thong. Yuck!

    Thinking about that smell alone is making me nauseous!:sad8:
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  • FreeCurlsFreeCurls Posts: 4,408Registered Users
    ew and WHY?
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  • NetGNetG Posts: 8,116Registered Users
    If that was cooked bacon it would combine two of my husband's favorite things. :lol:

    Three?
    The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
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    But at least the pews never attend yoga!
  • internetchickinternetchick Posts: 6,191Registered Users
    NetG wrote: »
    If that was cooked bacon it would combine two of my husband's favorite things. :lol:

    Three?
    His list is longer than 3 items yes. :lol:
  • NetGNetG Posts: 8,116Registered Users
    NetG wrote: »
    If that was cooked bacon it would combine two of my husband's favorite things. :lol:

    Three?
    His list is longer than 3 items yes. :lol:

    I meant bacon, lefty and rightie... (Or whatever names)
    The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
    -Speckla

    But at least the pews never attend yoga!
  • internetchickinternetchick Posts: 6,191Registered Users
    NetG wrote: »
    NetG wrote: »

    Three?
    His list is longer than 3 items yes. :lol:

    I meant bacon, lefty and rightie... (Or whatever names)
    Ha! I was thinking something dirtier. :lol:
  • KaiaKaia Posts: 8,815Registered Users
    Ewwww! I wonder what she did with it afterwards. Do you just cook it and eat it like nothing happened?
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  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    Now what? Are we supposed to stick her under the broiler?
  • battinlashbattinlash Posts: 1,850Registered Users
    Now what? Are we supposed to stick her under the broiler?

    If she were to get some sun for a few hours, I think she could start to crisp. What a strange feeling that would be to have your chest start frying, literally.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    Porkrind underwire?

    Who makes it? Hams (Hanes)?
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    tantrum wrote: »
    Now what? Are we supposed to stick her under the broiler?

    If she were to get some sun for a few hours, I think she could start to crisp. What a strange feeling that would be to have your chest start frying, literally.



    If she were in Phoenix, she could probably fry that bacon. Here in PA, the sun is only 50 degrees yet.
  • lazy loopslazy loops Posts: 8,792Registered Users
    Where did she put the sausage? ;)
  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    lazy loops wrote: »
    Where did she put the sausage? ;)

    Gives new meaning to: "Kiss mah grits."
  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    My pig learned karate. Now he's doing pork chops.

    No, it doesn't have much relevancy to this thread, but I love that joke. :D
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    Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
  • InfraredheadInfraredhead Posts: 335Registered Users
    I just showed the pic to my SO and he pushed me out of the way after yelling "SWEET!" That man will do anything for bacon and boobs. Gee thanks honey for letting me have the computer back.
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  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    I just sent my DH the link in a IM (he's out of town) and in order he said:

    "Hooray for boobies and bacon!"

    "Bacon bits bacon t-its!"

    "Nacon bipples!"

    Oy vey. I don't think he's gonna stop!
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    Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
  • firelilyfirelily Posts: 1,298Registered Users
    From my FH:

    What the...is that bacon?

    Is that a bra?

    Is that a bacon bra?

    Oh my god, I don't know if that's hot or gross!
    Lots and lots of fine 3b-ish hair.
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  • BohemianRenegadeBohemianRenegade Posts: 1,078Registered Users
    See, this is an example of someone who needs to epilate or wax their armpits.
    Trying to find some sanity as I work on my master's in nursing...
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    See, this is an example of someone who needs to epilate or wax their armpits.



    She's just a typical white brunette. We're all like that. Why should we be ashamed of pit hair anyway???
  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    Holy crap I can't imagine ripping the hair from my armpits!! :shock:
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    Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
  • LilahLilah Posts: 916Registered Users
    See, this is an example of someone who needs to epilate or wax their armpits.



    She's just a typical white brunette. We're all like that. Why should we be ashamed of pit hair anyway???

    I would never wax my armpits. Never.
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