The dumbest ever quiz answers

wild~hairwild~hair Posts: 9,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
Article from Reuters. Pretty dang funny stuff.
Here are leading contenders for the "Dumb Down" gold medal:

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22,1963?

Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then

Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

Contestant: Forrest Gump

Presenter: In which country is Mount Everest?

Contestant: Er, it's not in Scotland is it?

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: In which European city was the first opera house opened in 1637?

Contestant: Sydney

Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant: (after long pause) Fourteen days

Presenter: Where did the D-Day landings take place?

Contestant: (after pause) Pearl Harbor?

Presenter: What is the currency in India

Contestant: Ramadan

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus

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  • yagottaloveyacurlsyagottaloveyacurls Posts: 5,766Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    :shock:

    :laughing7:

    wild~hair wrote: »
    Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
    [/quote]

    aww, He was my cousin.
    or my uncle?
    no... cousin.
    something like that.
    I forget.
  • wild~hairwild~hair Posts: 9,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    Oooh, that's weird.



    Hey, I've been meaning to ask you: why is your Dalai Lama quote in white? Is a secret? :wink:
  • yagottaloveyacurlsyagottaloveyacurls Posts: 5,766Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    wild~hair wrote: »
    Oooh, that's weird.



    Hey, I've been meaning to ask you: why is your Dalai Lama quote in white? Is a secret? :wink:

    :shock: I didn't even know it was there!!
    I thought I had moved that one up and out to make room for the other one....

    oooooo a ghost quote. I think I'll leave it that way.
    that's weird.
  • wild~hairwild~hair Posts: 9,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    I thought maybe it had some sort of special meaning. Like you needed to 'uncover' it to see it or something.
  • yagottaloveyacurlsyagottaloveyacurls Posts: 5,766Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    wild~hair wrote: »
    I thought maybe it had some sort of special meaning. Like you needed to 'uncover' it to see it or something.

    :lol: no, although that's not bad.
    yeah, let's just say that's what I meant to do.

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