What would you prefer to have thrown at your butt?

mawiyahmawiyah Posts: 34Registered Users
Just wonderin'.
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  • PartyHairPartyHair Posts: 7,713Registered Users
    Chocolate chip cookies, please.

    Thanks.
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  • mawiyahmawiyah Posts: 34Registered Users
    Oh! I forgot the cookies!!!!
  • SpiderSpider Posts: 3,381Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    If I say pearls, do I get to keep them??
    Don't let your heart be broken. Let it love.
  • PartyHairPartyHair Posts: 7,713Registered Users
    Spider wrote:
    If I say pearls, do I get to keep them??

    Only if you catch them. If you get my drift.
    No hands!
    
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    Rock on with your bad self.

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  • msjokermsjoker Posts: 1,658Registered Users
    Whipped cream :lol:
    "It moisturizes my situation... preserves my sexy."
  • StephSStephS Posts: 352Registered Users
    Were you watching Howard Stern on the E! channel last nght?


    Duh - just saw the other thread.
  • HappycurlsHappycurls Posts: 188Registered Users
    I voted pearls because I don't care what PH says, I'm scooping those suckers up (with my HANDS!) and making a pretty necklace.

    But I think cold cuts would be pretty humorous, especially if they stuck.
  • mawiyahmawiyah Posts: 34Registered Users
    StephS wrote:
    Were you watching Howard Stern on the E! channel last nght?


    Duh - just saw the other thread.

    :lol: I was thinking, Steph ain't too quick today... :wink:
  • MarMar Posts: 3,004Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    Is the whipped cream in a can?

    That would hurt
    "what's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?"



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  • PartyHairPartyHair Posts: 7,713Registered Users
    Happycurls wrote:
    I voted pearls because I don't care what PH says, I'm scooping those suckers up (with my HANDS!) and making a pretty necklace.

    But I think cold cuts would be pretty humorous, especially if they stuck.

    :lol:
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    Rock on with your bad self.

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    Be excellent to each other. ~ Abraham Lincoln

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  • MoppyTMoppyT Posts: 998Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    I will take whipped cream, but it has to be lovingly scooped out of a Cool Whip tub.
    The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.
  • kurlykittykurlykitty Posts: 162Registered Users
    Patrick Stewart :twisted:
    "Beware the man of one book." --Latin proverb
  • frizzybarbiefrizzybarbie Posts: 483Registered Users
    I chose whipped cream because the first thing that came to mind is it can be licked off :shock: Yes, I shocked myself with that thought...lol.
    4a pencil-sized corkscrews that are low porosity, fine, thick, & layered
  • SpiderSpider Posts: 3,381Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    PartyHair wrote:
    Spider wrote:
    If I say pearls, do I get to keep them??

    Only if you catch them. If you get my drift.
    No hands!
    

    So you gotta catch meatballs and cold cuts with your buttcheeks too? :shock:
    Don't let your heart be broken. Let it love.
  • PartyHairPartyHair Posts: 7,713Registered Users
    MoppyT wrote:
    I will take whipped cream, but it has to be lovingly scooped out of a Cool Whip tub.

    And gently spread upon your lovely, curvaceous, upside-down-heart-shaped hiney?
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Rock on with your bad self.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Be excellent to each other. ~ Abraham Lincoln

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
  • PartyHairPartyHair Posts: 7,713Registered Users
    Spider wrote:
    PartyHair wrote:
    Spider wrote:
    If I say pearls, do I get to keep them??

    Only if you catch them. If you get my drift.
    No hands!
    

    So you gotta catch meatballs and cold cuts with your buttcheeks too? :shock:

    What sicko wants to catch meatballs and cold cuts with their buttcheeks?

    You are a sick woman, Spider, sick, I say!
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Rock on with your bad self.

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Be excellent to each other. ~ Abraham Lincoln

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
  • Who Me?Who Me? Posts: 3,181Registered Users
    PartyHair wrote:
    Chocolate chip cookies, please.

    Thanks.

    How about just the cookie dough. I bet it would stick....and then slide off. :shock: :D
    "I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" -BART SIMPSON
  • StephSStephS Posts: 352Registered Users
    mawiyah wrote:
    StephS wrote:
    Were you watching Howard Stern on the E! channel last nght?


    Duh - just saw the other thread.

    :lol: I was thinking, Steph ain't too quick today... :wink:

    This thread was a couple above the other one at the time.....I was quick enough! I tend to read left to right, top to bottom like most booklerned folks. :D
  • mawiyahmawiyah Posts: 34Registered Users
    I'm just givin' you a hard time, girl. I know you're quick as a bunny!
  • SpiderSpider Posts: 3,381Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    PartyHair wrote:
    Spider wrote:
    PartyHair wrote:
    Spider wrote:
    If I say pearls, do I get to keep them??

    Only if you catch them. If you get my drift.
    No hands!
    

    So you gotta catch meatballs and cold cuts with your buttcheeks too? :shock:

    What sicko wants to catch meatballs and cold cuts with their buttcheeks?

    You are a sick woman, Spider, sick, I say!

    Well, the spicy meatballs are the worst...
    Don't let your heart be broken. Let it love.
  • hayseedladyhayseedlady Posts: 646Registered Users
    If I could just lay on my back and have gently lobbed diamonds, $100s, pearls and other nice stones I wouldn't have to use my hands. I have enough azz to aim at even if I'm laying on it, they can aim but most people throw high which would hit my belly.
  • kurlykittykurlykitty Posts: 162Registered Users
    PartyHair wrote:
    Spider wrote:
    So you gotta catch meatballs and cold cuts with your buttcheeks too? :shock:

    What sicko wants to catch meatballs and cold cuts with their buttcheeks?

    You are a sick woman, Spider, sick, I say!

    More importantly, who'd want to eat them afterwards? :shock:
    "Beware the man of one book." --Latin proverb
  • MoppyTMoppyT Posts: 998Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    PartyHair wrote:
    MoppyT wrote:
    I will take whipped cream, but it has to be lovingly scooped out of a Cool Whip tub.

    And gently spread upon your lovely, curvaceous, upside-down-heart-shaped hiney?

    That depends... will you be bringing those chocolate chip cookies?
    The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.
  • pacammipacammi Posts: 206Registered Users
    I chose whipped cream because the first thing that came to mind is it can be licked off :shock: Yes, I shocked myself with that thought...lol.


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  • MyradelleMyradelle Posts: 26Registered Users
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