Technology in Childbirth - funny joke!!

deedlesdeedles Registered Users Posts: 2,467 Curl Connoisseur
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subject: Technology In Childbirth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.. .. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch
Liam: 6 years old
Colin: 3 years old
Location: Williamsburg, Virginia
Member Since: August 2000

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  • j'adorej'adore Registered Users Posts: 1,966 Curl Neophyte
    deedles wrote:
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    subject: Technology In Childbirth
    A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

    Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

    He asked if they were willing to try it out.

    Both said they were very much in favor of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

    The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.. .. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

    The husband continued to feel quite well.

    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.

    She and her husband were ecstatic.

    When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch

    :laughing9:
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  • PhDCowPhDCow Registered Users Posts: 1,621 Curl Connoisseur
    Hee!
    God doesn't give special kids to special parents. He takes ordinary, imperfect people, and gifts them with his greatest treasures. And therein, he creates special parents.

  • inheritedcurlsinheritedcurls Registered Users Posts: 2,954 Curl Connoisseur
    That's too funny Deedles!!! :laughing5:
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