Things I hate while pregnant

cajuncurlscajuncurls Registered Users Posts: 270
Being pregnant makes me very uncomfortable and moody and my tolerance level for other people's c**p is virtually zero.

Some things that bother me lately:

• Women who are just as pregnant as me but are convinced their baby is bigger, smarter, will be born earlier or whose delivery will be easier. Ya don't know, lady, it's still cooking!!!
• Men who sit in the ob waiting room and make pregnant women stand despite the enormous sign that says "Please let our expectant mothers be seated first." Can't you read? If you don't wanna get up, can I at least stick this extra person in your abdomen?!
• People who walk past me and don't give me enough room, so they brush or even bump my belly. Ugh! The last thing I wanna do is touch people I don't know. Ask my fiance, I'm not too keen on touching people I DO know right now.
• Getting honked at on the street when I don't get in my car fast enough. Try parking this wide load.
• GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.
Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
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  • AmnerisAmneris Registered Users Posts: 15,117
    I am really shocked at the number of men who hit on pregnant women, as well... who knew? I would never have believed it.....
    Get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me. -Muhammad Ali


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  • loosecurlsloosecurls Registered Users Posts: 637
    Amneris wrote:
    I am really shocked at the number of men who hit on pregnant women, as well... who knew? I would never have believed it.....

    OMG I [email protected] It is unreal! I get hit on while I'm out with the wee one. And I wear my wedding/engagement & anniversary rings! :roll:
    Slinky's rule for NC.com:

    I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?
  • BurtBurt Registered Users Posts: 196
    Amneris wrote:
    I am really shocked at the number of men who hit on pregnant women, as well... who knew? I would never have believed it.....

    They arent hitting you because they like you. :roll:
  • jcejce Registered Users Posts: 512 Curl Connoisseur
    cajuncurls wrote:
    • GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.

    This drives me nuts! I remember when I was about 8 months pregnant and huge. I was grocery shopping, in the yogurt section, and a bunch of guys were ogling me. One of them was even carrying a large pack of diapers.

    Yeah, I'm hugely pregnant, wearing a wedding ring, buying yogurt and milk, and I'm really gonna be open to flirting with a guy with a pack of diapers. I don't think so!! :x
    3b/c normally, 3a/b in the winter

  • medussamedussa Registered Users Posts: 12,993
    jce wrote:
    cajuncurls wrote:
    • GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.

    This drives me nuts! I remember when I was about 8 months pregnant and huge. I was grocery shopping, in the yogurt section, and a bunch of guys were ogling me. One of them was even carrying a large pack of diapers.

    Yeah, I'm hugely pregnant, wearing a wedding ring, buying yogurt and milk, and I'm really gonna be open to flirting with a guy with a pack of diapers. I don't think so!! :x

    Holy crap! The same thing happened to me on Saturday. This guy approached me and was like, "that belly looks really good on you." Then he ended with, "if it doesn't work out with your husband..." :roll:
  • PhDCowPhDCow Registered Users Posts: 1,621 Curl Connoisseur
    Yeah, I have an acquaintance who has a pregnancy fetish. Doesn't matter what her face looks like, if she's 6 months along or more, he's totally into her.
    God doesn't give special kids to special parents. He takes ordinary, imperfect people, and gifts them with his greatest treasures. And therein, he creates special parents.

  • medussamedussa Registered Users Posts: 12,993
    Oh, yuck, yuck, yuck.
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Registered Users Posts: 31,259 Curl Connoisseur
    It's the MILF thing...
  • MunchyMunchy Registered Users Posts: 5,206 Curl Novice
    I'm also shocked that guys are looking me up and down with bedroom eyes and hitting one me. I'm not huge, but I'm noticeably pregnant!

  • geminigemini Registered Users Posts: 3,325
    Yeah I got hit on twice when I was pregnant. Neither guy said anything nearly as ooky as:
    "if it doesn't work out with your husband..."
    ,though. :shock:

    People never cease to amaze me.
  • PhDCowPhDCow Registered Users Posts: 1,621 Curl Connoisseur
    Let's just say I came across this acquaintance's collection of pregnancy porn on his computer on day while I was using it to check my e-mail. :shock:
    God doesn't give special kids to special parents. He takes ordinary, imperfect people, and gifts them with his greatest treasures. And therein, he creates special parents.

  • cajuncurlscajuncurls Registered Users Posts: 270
    Pregnancy porn?????
    Forgive me for being naive, but I had no idea pregnancy porn existed.
    I feel so enormous and gross and not myself ... how can anyone think this is sexy? My fiance tells me all the time that I "really turn him on." And I'm thinking, What turns you on? The cottage cheese on my butt cheek or the back fat around my maternity bra???
    Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
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  • j'adorej'adore Registered Users Posts: 1,966 Curl Neophyte
    Some men can be really strange with their comments....but I think pregnancy can be really hot! I got hit on a bunch when I was preggers, too ( I didn't get any of the sleazy comments mentioned on here, fortunately). The ripe, roundness is probably what guys like.

    But, uh....pregnancy porn? :shock:
    "Don't play me...I'm over 30, and I don't smoke weed"
    -Prince

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  • AmnerisAmneris Registered Users Posts: 15,117
    PhDCow wrote:
    Let's just say I came across this acquaintance's collection of pregnancy porn on his computer on day while I was using it to check my e-mail. :shock:

    Pregnancy porn? :shock: There are pregnant women willing to participate in that?
    Get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me. -Muhammad Ali


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  • SpiderSpider Registered Users Posts: 3,381 Curl Neophyte
    Amneris wrote:
    PhDCow wrote:
    Let's just say I came across this acquaintance's collection of pregnancy porn on his computer on day while I was using it to check my e-mail. :shock:

    Pregnancy porn? :shock: There are pregnant women willing to participate in that?

    There is every kind of porn/fetish out there :shock:
    Don't let your heart be broken. Let it love.
  • imagenimagen Registered Users Posts: 343
    When I was 2 weeks shy of giving birth to my son, and on the day of my uncles funeral where I had been bawling my eyes out, some idiot hit on me at the 7-11. I forget exactly what he said, but I looked at him and said "HELLO??!!" while pointing at my stomach and showing him my wedding ring. He just said "So?" :?

    Excluding about the last month I'd say, I do feel pretty attractive while pregnant. I just think it's a beautiful thing and they don't say pregnant women glow for no reason, but for some strange man to think it's OK to hit on a pregnant woman, knowing she is probably either married or really not looking for a one night stand is messed up. Control yourselves.

    Unfortunately, I knew about pregnant porn already. What I find more unfortunate is the little person in there unwillingly being a part of something so wrong. I don't know what kind of woman would do that, but what do I know?
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  • MunchyMunchy Registered Users Posts: 5,206 Curl Novice
    imagen wrote:
    When I was 2 weeks shy of giving birth to my son, and on the day of my uncles funeral where I had been bawling my eyes out, some idiot hit on me at the 7-11. I forget exactly what he said, but I looked at him and said "HELLO??!!" while pointing at my stomach and showing him my wedding ring. He just said "So?" :?

    Excluding about the last month I'd say, I do feel pretty attractive while pregnant. I just think it's a beautiful thing and they don't say pregnant women glow for no reason, but for some strange man to think it's OK to hit on a pregnant woman, knowing she is probably either married or really not looking for a one night stand is messed up. Control yourselves.

    Unfortunately, I knew about pregnant porn already. What I find more unfortunate is the little person in there unwillingly being a part of something so wrong. I don't know what kind of woman would do that, but what do I know?

    There are also pregnant strip clubs, or pregnant nights at strip clubs.

  • BurtBurt Registered Users Posts: 196
    PhDCow wrote:
    Yeah, I have an acquaintance who has a pregnancy fetish. Doesn't matter what her face looks like, if she's 6 months along or more, he's totally into her.

    Literally.
  • velvet pawsvelvet paws Registered Users Posts: 1,250
    Munchy wrote:

    There are also pregnant strip clubs, or pregnant nights at strip clubs.

    :shock: I did not need to know that. Ugh (but also :lol: )
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Banned Users Posts: 24,963 Curl Neophyte
    medussa wrote:
    jce wrote:
    cajuncurls wrote:
    • GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.

    This drives me nuts! I remember when I was about 8 months pregnant and huge. I was grocery shopping, in the yogurt section, and a bunch of guys were ogling me. One of them was even carrying a large pack of diapers.

    Yeah, I'm hugely pregnant, wearing a wedding ring, buying yogurt and milk, and I'm really gonna be open to flirting with a guy with a pack of diapers. I don't think so!! :x

    Holy crap! The same thing happened to me on Saturday. This guy approached me and was like, "that belly looks really good on you." Then he ended with, "if it doesn't work out with your husband..." :roll:
    :shock:
    My don't **** w/ me look works every time...
    
    :lol:
  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Banned Users Posts: 24,963 Curl Neophyte
    It's the MILF thing...
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  • PixieCurlPixieCurl Registered Users Posts: 5,656
    Being the automatic DD. Not that I mind not drinking, but I just really don't like driving, especially at night.
    Faith, 3Aish redhead
    Mama to two wild superheroes and a curly-headed baby boy :love5:
  • inheritedcurlsinheritedcurls Registered Users Posts: 2,954 Curl Connoisseur
    Munchy wrote:
    There are also pregnant strip clubs, or pregnant nights at strip clubs.

    I guess that would be a great work out??? :lol:
  • MunchyMunchy Registered Users Posts: 5,206 Curl Novice
    Munchy wrote:
    There are also pregnant strip clubs, or pregnant nights at strip clubs.

    I guess that would be a great work out??? :lol:

    Not that I would necessarily do that, but I was wondering where there is one around me.

  • subbrocksubbrock Registered Users Posts: 8,212
    i hate when people ask me if ive had the baby yet.

    obviously im as big as a house and there is no baby in my arms, so is it really necessary to ask such a dumb question? :roll:
  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Banned Users Posts: 24,963 Curl Neophyte
    lol @ subbrock...
    My last month was hell...I was sooooooo uncomfortable...
    being petite sucks sometimes...
    
  • CynaminbearCynaminbear Registered Users Posts: 4,476 Curl Connoisseur
    "Oh, you're so big! Are you sure it isn't twins?"
    My MIL said this every single time she saw me during each pregnancy. Never mind with the 3rd it was twins, but m/c one. To which she just said, "Oh, must have been triplets, then."
    There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.
  • PixieCurlPixieCurl Registered Users Posts: 5,656
    Never mind with the 3rd it was twins, but m/c one. To which she just said, "Oh, must have been triplets, then."

    Wow, that is SOOOOO insensitive. :shock:
    Faith, 3Aish redhead
    Mama to two wild superheroes and a curly-headed baby boy :love5:
  • MunchyMunchy Registered Users Posts: 5,206 Curl Novice
    PixieCurl wrote:
    Never mind with the 3rd it was twins, but m/c one. To which she just said, "Oh, must have been triplets, then."

    Wow, that is SOOOOO insensitive. :shock:

    Yeah, wow!

  • CynaminbearCynaminbear Registered Users Posts: 4,476 Curl Connoisseur
    It's one of many reasons I have nothing to do with the in-laws.


    Another thing I hated: people touching my sensitive stomach. Keep Yer Hands OFF! It was painful, sometimes.

    At another forum I frequent one of the women mentioned someone she worked with kissed her belly!
    There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

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