Things I hate while pregnant
cajuncurls
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Being pregnant makes me very uncomfortable and moody and my tolerance level for other people's c**p is virtually zero.
Some things that bother me lately:
• Women who are just as pregnant as me but are convinced their baby is bigger, smarter, will be born earlier or whose delivery will be easier. Ya don't know, lady, it's still cooking!!!
• Men who sit in the ob waiting room and make pregnant women stand despite the enormous sign that says "Please let our expectant mothers be seated first." Can't you read? If you don't wanna get up, can I at least stick this extra person in your abdomen?!
• People who walk past me and don't give me enough room, so they brush or even bump my belly. Ugh! The last thing I wanna do is touch people I don't know. Ask my fiance, I'm not too keen on touching people I DO know right now.
• Getting honked at on the street when I don't get in my car fast enough. Try parking this wide load.
• GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.
Some things that bother me lately:
• Women who are just as pregnant as me but are convinced their baby is bigger, smarter, will be born earlier or whose delivery will be easier. Ya don't know, lady, it's still cooking!!!
• Men who sit in the ob waiting room and make pregnant women stand despite the enormous sign that says "Please let our expectant mothers be seated first." Can't you read? If you don't wanna get up, can I at least stick this extra person in your abdomen?!
• People who walk past me and don't give me enough room, so they brush or even bump my belly. Ugh! The last thing I wanna do is touch people I don't know. Ask my fiance, I'm not too keen on touching people I DO know right now.
• Getting honked at on the street when I don't get in my car fast enough. Try parking this wide load.
• GETTING HIT ON. Come on, I own a mirror and I've seen myself. I'm not porn quality by any stretch. And don't these guys know that someone is around who got me this way, and this ring on my left hand is a hint.
Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey?
- Eagles
- Eagles
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OMG I [email protected] It is unreal! I get hit on while I'm out with the wee one. And I wear my wedding/engagement & anniversary rings! :roll:
I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?
They arent hitting you because they like you. :roll:
This drives me nuts! I remember when I was about 8 months pregnant and huge. I was grocery shopping, in the yogurt section, and a bunch of guys were ogling me. One of them was even carrying a large pack of diapers.
Yeah, I'm hugely pregnant, wearing a wedding ring, buying yogurt and milk, and I'm really gonna be open to flirting with a guy with a pack of diapers. I don't think so!! :x
Holy crap! The same thing happened to me on Saturday. This guy approached me and was like, "that belly looks really good on you." Then he ended with, "if it doesn't work out with your husband..." :roll:
People never cease to amaze me.
Forgive me for being naive, but I had no idea pregnancy porn existed.
I feel so enormous and gross and not myself ... how can anyone think this is sexy? My fiance tells me all the time that I "really turn him on." And I'm thinking, What turns you on? The cottage cheese on my butt cheek or the back fat around my maternity bra???
- Eagles
But, uh....pregnancy porn? :shock:
-Prince
Pregnancy porn? :shock: There are pregnant women willing to participate in that?
There is every kind of porn/fetish out there :shock:
Excluding about the last month I'd say, I do feel pretty attractive while pregnant. I just think it's a beautiful thing and they don't say pregnant women glow for no reason, but for some strange man to think it's OK to hit on a pregnant woman, knowing she is probably either married or really not looking for a one night stand is messed up. Control yourselves.
Unfortunately, I knew about pregnant porn already. What I find more unfortunate is the little person in there unwillingly being a part of something so wrong. I don't know what kind of woman would do that, but what do I know?
There are also pregnant strip clubs, or pregnant nights at strip clubs.
Literally.
:shock: I did not need to know that. Ugh (but also
Mama to two wild superheroes and a curly-headed baby boy :love5:
I guess that would be a great work out???
Not that I would necessarily do that, but I was wondering where there is one around me.
obviously im as big as a house and there is no baby in my arms, so is it really necessary to ask such a dumb question? :roll:
My last month was hell...I was sooooooo uncomfortable...
My MIL said this every single time she saw me during each pregnancy. Never mind with the 3rd it was twins, but m/c one. To which she just said, "Oh, must have been triplets, then."
Wow, that is SOOOOO insensitive. :shock:
Mama to two wild superheroes and a curly-headed baby boy :love5:
Yeah, wow!
Another thing I hated: people touching my sensitive stomach. Keep Yer Hands OFF! It was painful, sometimes.
At another forum I frequent one of the women mentioned someone she worked with kissed her belly!