I need a laugh...Would you rather...

shellibeanshellibean Registered Users Posts: 4,500
My friends and I always ask each other stuff like this. These are gross, but I'm just curious..
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A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

"...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey

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  • AmmerieDriftsAmmerieDrifts Registered Users Posts: 73
    God, as much as I would not want a stranger's zit to pop on me, it seems the lesser of the evils. I don't want anything in my mouth, i.e, ass dust from the toilet seat or dog crap. I wonder where the puss (I'm throwing up) would land?

    I like these -- keep them coming.
  • JessicaDawnJessicaDawn Registered Users Posts: 8
    Stranger's zit, 100%. Seems like the least, oh I don't know...intrusive? to me. :D

    ETA-Forgot to say which one I voted for, though it's obvious right now.
    Here he is...by popular demand...the WORSHIP SMILIE *Crowd goes wild*

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  • spiderman5000spiderman5000 Registered Users Posts: 673 Curl Connoisseur
    hmmm. bacteria on toilet seats. poop. id have to say zit goo. easier to wash off.
  • shellibeanshellibean Registered Users Posts: 4,500
    There was a fourth option involving maggotts, but it didn't appear in the poll...??? It is nice to see that others have my 3rd gradish sense of humor!!!
    A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

    "...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

    "I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
  • KatalinaKatalina Registered Users Posts: 11
    Shelli, I was just laughing at the quotes you put in your signature line! :D A thread like this could sure generate some quotes that would be funny out of context!
  • papayahedpapayahed Registered Users Posts: 1,282
    hmmm.... that must be some zit. I don't care where it lands I'm picking the zit.
  • shorty448shorty448 Registered Users Posts: 52
    I agree with the others who have said that while puss is disgusting, it is definitely less repugnant than poop or ass dust (lmao @ amt's terminology!).
    With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
    Try this trick and spin it, yeah
    Your head will collapse
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  • MMWMMW Registered Users Posts: 557
    papayahed wrote:
    I don't care where it lands I'm picking the zit.

    My sentiments exactly!

    Licking ass dust (teehee) is a definite negativo, and the dog poop thing is totally out of the question (remember American Wedding?).
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  • curlyarcacurlyarca Registered Users Posts: 8,449 Curl Connoisseur
    The zit is the only way I think I could get out of that situation without being insanely ill afterwards. At worst with the zit I'd be insanely disgusted.

    "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

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  • Sweetie83Sweetie83 Registered Users Posts: 110
    I have a whole book of these things...Zobmondo.

    It has like 500 crazy scenarios
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  • ZARIA**ZARIA** Registered Users Posts: 706
    Bumping because this thread is funny!!
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  • picklesgirlpicklesgirl Registered Users Posts: 1,955
    Sweetie83 wrote:
    I have a whole book of these things...Zobmondo.

    It has like 500 crazy scenarios

    you should make a daily "would you rather" trhead out of things in your book that would be fun

    I picked the zit
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  • anonnymouseanonnymouse Registered Users Posts: 1,340 Curl Connoisseur
    I guess I shouldn't have opened this thread while I'm eating my lunch. :shock:
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  • shellibeanshellibean Registered Users Posts: 4,500

    I picked the zit

    Pun intended?
    A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

    "...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

    "I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
  • picklesgirlpicklesgirl Registered Users Posts: 1,955
    shelli wrote:

    I picked the zit

    Pun intended?

    completely
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