Siri hates me but I don't like her either

medussamedussa Posts: 12,993Registered Users
She takes too long to respond to me. She misunderstands me more often than not. This morning I was so frustrated with her I asked her, "Siri, why do you suck?" This was her response.

No surprise there. :roll eyes:


  • juanabjuanab Posts: 4,037Registered Users
    I have learned with Siri, you have to speak slowly initially. As it learns your speech pattern, it will get better. By the way, this post was done by Siri.

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  • PoodleheadPoodlehead Posts: 6,959Registered Users
    I've called her many profane names and she tells me I'm being rude. One of my friends LOVES her, and says she responds better to male voices than female voices. Which actually makes me madder, that Siri is sexist.
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  • journotravelerjournotraveler Posts: 2,816Registered Users
    I'm not a fan of Siri, either. Maybe I don't use her enough and then when I do seek out her help, she's got an attitude from being ignored for so long. :goofy:
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  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    Perhaps she feels oppressively over-moderated.
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  • medussamedussa Posts: 12,993Registered Users
    Perhaps she feels oppressively over-moderated.

    You and your zingers. :lol: This would actually be a really good one if I were a indeed a moderator.
  • tycho19tycho19 Posts: 805Registered Users
    I overheard one of my son's friends asking Siri to perform a sex act on him. She said "i'd blush if i could". I never let this friend live it down. They are 15
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  • LadyV69LadyV69 Posts: 3,397Registered Users
    I don't have an iPhone but I do have the equivalent to Siri on Android, which is Skyvi. I gave up on her ages ago as most of the time, she misheard what I'd say.
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  • Always@nightAlways@night Posts: 566Registered Users
    Siri is snarky at times and a bit "smart mouthed" I find it amusing. As far as it actually being useful, I give it a 4/10
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    medussa wrote: »
    Perhaps she feels oppressively over-moderated.

    You and your zingers. :lol: This would actually be a really good one if I were a indeed a moderator.

    You're not? :headscratch: Have you ever been a mod?
  • lcl0706lcl0706 Posts: 959Registered Users
    I can't stand Siri either. Sometimes she spits out what I say with perfection in a few seconds, and sometimes she takes 45 seconds to decide she didn't understand me and give up. Sometimes she thinks I said something that is so far from what I actually said and hilariously random that I have to ask "where the hell did she come up with that??"
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