Embarrassing moments

iroc

What embarrassing things have happened to you?

I'll start. I was at work. I worked as a customer service/teller supervisor of a retail bank. I was standing behind the teller line with my purse sitting on a chair while I was digging through my purse through my purse for something - and a condom wrapper flipped out of my bag and landed on the chair my purse was sitting on. There it was, just out in the open! I snatched it up and put it back in my purse and THEN looked up to see if anyone saw. Horrible.


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Lotsawaves

I have several....

1) Walked thru my office at work with my dress tucked up in my panty hose. I was not wearing panties. The 1st person to notice was the only guy in the office and he didn't tell me.
2) Went to a basketball game my daughter was cheering in with a pair of hot pink panties stuck to the back of my lime green sweatshirt. No one told me.
3) Most recent was at a night club. The girl dancing next to me was flailing her arms around and somehow she snagged one of my extensions out of my hair. It was stuck on her nail and she was trying to shake it off and trying to figure out what is was. Once it fell off her nail my SO hurried and kicked it under the stage. After the dance we could see her and her partner looking around the floor for it. We were laughing so hard.
4) One day I was walking out of a sports bar and my SO was behind me. He said there was an extension stuck on my butt and it looked like I had a tail.

cyndi

I had a migraine recently and threw up all over the hallway at work...while I was with a patient.

Po

cyndi wrote: »

I had a migraine recently and threw up all over the hallway at work...while I was with a patient.

Oh, Cyndi!

annabananalise

Ahahahahaha my life is an embarrassing moment.

But most recently I was crossing a street and slipped on a patch of ice in the crosswalk and fell. Tried to get up, slipped, and fell again. Two more attempts (with cars trying to make right turns and other people walking across with no problem) before I finally made it to my feet and finished crossing the street.

iroc

annabananalise wrote: »

Ahahahahaha my life is an embarrassing moment.

But most recently I was crossing a street and slipped on a patch of ice in the crosswalk and fell. Tried to get up, slipped, and fell again. Two more attempts (with cars trying to make right turns and other people walking across with no problem) before I finally made it to my feet and finished crossing the street.

I'm sorry but I so LOL'd at this.


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SCG

Um, where to start?

I insisted on doing hurdles when I ran (ok, "ran" is a very, very generous term) track in high school. One day I was practicing with them, and my back foot got stuck on it and I proceeded to fall on my face and got a huge gash on my knee. People were watching, including all of the hot senior boys. They laughed. Whatever, MALES!

I once puked next to a drink machine in a sandwich shop.

Last summer I was at an arts festival in the city. It was so, so hot that day and even shorts felt too hot/constricting. So I was wearing a (short-ish) skit. We were in one section that was basically a wind-tunnel because all of the tents were in between two buildings. Anyway, as you can imagine, my skirt flipped up like 10 times. No exaggeration. Also, I wasn't even wearing cute underwear.

This is a small selection, because there are too many to mention.

The New Black

Yesterday. I walked by the office elevator (shiny, metal) and got scared by my own reflection. I thought I was alone and then all of a sudden someone was coming at me. Only it was me.

Lotsawaves

TNB, I can't quit laughing.

The New Black

Lotsawaves wrote: »

TNB, I can't quit laughing.

Yeah, it was pretty funny. I told a friend about it and he had the same reaction too.

spiderlashes5000

Lotsawaves wrote: »

I have several....

1) Walked thru my office at work with my dress tucked up in my panty hose. I was not wearing panties. The 1st person to notice was the only guy in the office and he didn't tell me.
2) Went to a basketball game my daughter was cheering in with a pair of hot pink panties stuck to the back of my lime green sweatshirt. No one told me.
3) Most recent was at a night club. The girl dancing next to me was flailing her arms around and somehow she snagged one of my extensions out of my hair. It was stuck on her nail and she was trying to shake it off and trying to figure out what is was. Once it fell off her nail my SO hurried and kicked it under the stage. After the dance we could see her and her partner looking around the floor for it. We were laughing so hard.
4) One day I was walking out of a sports bar and my SO was behind me. He said there was an extension stuck on my butt and it looked like I had a tail.

OMG. Stop!!!:laughing5:

I don't care what anyone else writes; you are the WINNER!

nynaeve77

One day, I was walking into work. A friend waved hi across the room at me, so I waved back. I wasn't watching where I was going and face planted into a support pole.

Who Me?

You know those Staple's "Easy Buttons"? You push the big button and it says "That was easy". Well, I had one in my purse. And I was at a restaurant for brunch. I went to the bathroom, and as I was coming out of the bathroom, passing the table right next to the bathroom, I bump my purse and it says, loudly, "That was Easy". The couple at the table looked at me like I was a freak. But I pretended I had no idea what it was and looked around like I was looking for the source myself. Oh man. I'm sure I turned bright red. I mean, who comes out of the bathroom and announces to strangers "That was easy" during brunch?!

iroc

Who Me? wrote: »

You know those Staple's "Easy Buttons"? You push the big button and it says "That was easy". Well, I had one in my purse. And I was at a restaurant for brunch. I went to the bathroom, and as I was coming out of the bathroom, passing the table right next to the bathroom, I bump my purse and it says, loudly, "That was Easy". The couple at the table looked at me like I was a freak. But I pretended I had no idea what it was and looked around like I was looking for the source myself. Oh man. I'm sure I turned bright red. I mean, who comes out of the bathroom and announces to strangers "That was easy" during brunch?!

Hahaha!

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GoldWaves

I was with a couple of friends, and one of them said to the person behind me 'would you like to sit in the front?' (we were getting in a car)
I thought she was talking to me and acted like it was an honour and said 'are you sure?', all happy, she gave me a look like I was a freak and said, 'uh, no, not you'. Turns out she was talking to the person behind me.
It was humiliating.

Who Me?

Here's another one...

...I was leaving a crowded movie theater after the movie was over, and I thought my friends were right behind me. One of the women right behind me (who I thought was one of my friends) said to her friend "Man, I really have to pee!". I, thinking it was my friend, turn around and exaggeratedly exclaim "ME TOO!". Yeah, it wasn't my friends. They were perfect strangers.

CurlyCurlies

I once walked into a glass door. Just like in a cartoon or in one of those windex commercials. To be fair the whole wall was glass and it very clean.

Whenever I eat anything greasy or fiber rich (ie., most fast foods, some fruits & vegetables, etc) my body digests it noisily. There's usually always enough ambient noise around me that I've never paid it any attention. That is until I had to work in an office where they valued being quiet. These people whispered when they wanted to carry on normal conversations. When somebody cleared their throat on the other side of the room, everybody heard it. So, you can imagine how I felt when, my stomach started up. I couldn't control and it took me a minute to find out what the culprit was. I was so embarrassed. For while I was just eating plain rice and pb&j sandwiches because they didn't give me any trouble.

annabananalise

Oh god this isn't mine but I don't care I still laugh haha

Once in science we were reading out loud from the text book and it got to my bff and the text read "...contains multiple organisms" and she said "multiple orgasms" instead.

We were like in 7th grade so NO ONE was mature about it and we all like died. Even the teacher laughed a bit. My bff was MORTIFIED hahahaha

murrrcat

I have too many to remember, my life is others entertainment. and I have one, I do remember, that I will never ever mention ever. It will go into my grave, and the grave of the person who was with me when it happened. It's so embarrassing that I've never discussed it with that person....and we never will. Ever.

One day, when I overcome the mortification of it, I might...might tell it. Probably never because it's too mortifying and I just can't.
It happened over a year ago and I just can't get over it.

Ughhhh I hope that person forgot UGH. I'm dying of embarrassment remembering. It would be funny.....but I can't laugh because I'm still embarrassed.

iroc

So when I was a kid we lived in the south in an apartment complex with a pool. I loved swimming so I was at the pool constantly. I never took off my bathing suit except to bathe. I even slept in my bathing suit. I was like that little girl in Mermaids.

So my mom comes home from work and says 'wanna go to the pool?' I was so excited I'm like YES! I had been up there with a friend earlier that day so I grabbed my stuff and ran out the door. We set up our stuff and I can't wait to get in the water so I whip my shirt off and pull down my pants, and my mom gasps...

I'd forgotten that after I went swimming with a friend I took a bath and changed my clothes and I wasn't wearing a bathing suit.

I locked myself in the utility room anf wouldn't come out.


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Lotsawaves

I always sleep in the nude. When I wake up I will just put on a robe until time to get dressed. One morning on a weekend instead of putting on my robe I put on the only pair of pj's I own....little tank top and pants with black kittens on it. It's so old I don't even remember when or where I bought it. I put it on because I wanted to do some cleaning before I went to the store. I went to the store and bought my groceries for the week and was unloading them when I got home when my daughter pulled up. She gasped and asked me why I was outside in my pj's. Yep..I went to the store in my pajamas.

iroc

^ I swear I've heard that story before.

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SunshineGrrl

Meh, I go out in my PJ's all the time. Well...not alllll the time, but enough. I've even been known to go out without a bra on. If I'm wearing a hoodie that hides the blatant fact that I'm braless.

goldy

These are some great stories!

Cyndi, I'm so sorry, that sucks.

Lovemenappy

I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like :eek:. I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.

Ericachristina

Lovemenappy wrote: »

I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like :eek:. I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.

I died laughing at this, I seriously woke up my family.

Ericachristina

So in high school my friends and I went to lunch and when coming to a crosswalk at a busy intersection I tripped rolled down a hill ( my lunch flying everywhere), rolled across the sidewalk and into the road! Thankfully the cars were at a red light but my friends just stood there staring with mouths open. The light turned green and no one even moved, the people in the cars were just staring at me...you can't get up from that and pretend it didn't happen.

The New Black

omg the last two 'moments' had me rollin'! No pun intended, Erica...

Like.Australia

On one of my first real dates, i went to an ice cream place. We got our cones and decided to go for a walk. I was wearing flip flops and I got the edge stuck on a little edge in the sidewalk and fell on my face! I somehow kept the ice cream up and didn't damage that at all, but my shoe ( and maybe my pride) was damaged beyond wearability. The boy ran into Cvs and got me a pair of cheapie flip flops and just carried on like nothing happened.

claudine19

I tripped outside a really crowded restaurant where we were going for brunch. Everything was okay, and my then boyfriend helped me up. People around me were concerned and very nice......except for one old man who followed us into the restaurant, came up to our table, and said loudly, "I saw you fall!"

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This one happened to Mr. Ex-Husband. He was in college, and affected by a certain substance. Being predictably hungry, he went to a grocery store with some friends. Thinking they were still beside him, he marveled aloud at the scope of the cheese section: "Have you ever seen so much cheese?" It turned out that a lady his mom's age was standing beside him, and gave him a look like he was nuts before quickly rolling her cart away from him.

annabananalise

Okay I was on my way to lolla last year and I was wearing a light dress bc it was hot, gurl.

My friend and I were at an el stop waiting for the train when this huge gust of wind came through and blew the skirt of my dress (it was flowy) up and over my head.

So, essentially, I flashed the entire platform.

I was wearing cute boyshorts so it wasn't too revealing, but I felt like dying because everyone clearly saw but they were trying really hard not to laugh. And this one old dude acted like I'd given him the best show of his life ugh.

I know it was only that windy because the platform was elevated but I definitely bought some actual exercise shorts to wear underneath before we went to the festival.