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Cooking fails

irociroc Posts: 7,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
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  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    The pizza pics were too funny. Like something in a Salvador Dali painting.

  • HootenannyHootenanny Posts: 300Registered Users
    Awesome! I lost it on the electric kettle. Thanks for posting this! :)
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  • curlylauracurlylaura Posts: 8,352Registered Users
    I liked the goldfish salad. Also all the Pinterest recipe attempts
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  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    The cabbage did me in, I cracked up.

    And you can find anything on the internet, I'm sure of it after seeing a video for rice-a-roni preparation.
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    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
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  • curlysue21curlysue21 Posts: 5,219Registered Users
    I love the pizza atomic bomb
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  • sarah42sarah42 Posts: 4,034Registered Users
    How does pizza do that? Wrong oven temperature?
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  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    sarah42 wrote: »
    How does pizza do that? Wrong oven temperature?

    Gooey dough on a rack w/ no pizza stone or baking tray?

  • legendslegends Posts: 3,073Registered Users
    What is that first one? Candles?

    The cookies on plastic...wow.

    I wish I had that type of coffee make, because now I want to cook spaghetti in it to see what happens. I'm still laughing at that one.
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  • irociroc Posts: 7,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    I think the first one is supposed to be multi layered cake in mason jars?

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  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    iroc wrote: »
    I think the first one is supposed to be multi layered cake in mason jars?

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    It looked more like someone tried to bake a rainbow.
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    Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! . :D
    The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
  • irociroc Posts: 7,890Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    spring1onu wrote: »
    iroc wrote: »
    I think the first one is supposed to be multi layered cake in mason jars?

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    It looked more like someone tried to bake a rainbow.

    Clearly silly person misunderstood the 'taste the rainbow' slogan.

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  • cmb4314cmb4314 Posts: 984Registered Users
    The cookies on the plastic and the electric kettle on the stove top both tickled me.

    I get how people can mess up recipes (and I'm not going to comment on the badly iced cakes because one year my birthday cake looked like that, LOL), but use some common sense, people!

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  • rileybrileyb Posts: 1,975Registered Users
    I mean, I'm no great cook but I really don't understand how any of those happened for real. Although we used to have a poster here who set fire to a frozen pizza in the microwave because she 'thought they had improved microwaves by now' so that you could use aluminum foil in them. :p
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  • goldygoldy Posts: 5,455Registered Users
    I had a spaghetti squash explode in my microwave once. It caused the door to fly open and spaghetti's to fly everywhere!

    I've also accidentally microwaved a doughnut too long. Those auto settings screw me up cause sometimes I forget I pushed them & then I walk away.
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  • cymprenicympreni Posts: 9,609Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    My sister once burnt hard boiled eggs to a crisp. She had a bad habit of putting things on the stove and forgetting about them.
  • murrrcatmurrrcat Posts: 9,596Registered Users
    I've ugly laughed like I've never ugly laughed before at those pictures. OMG.
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  • NarniaNarnia Posts: 1,770Registered Users
    I LOVE buzzfeed. They have a super funny taxidermy fail one too. I'll try to find it...
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  • NarniaNarnia Posts: 1,770Registered Users
    "Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.”
  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte