Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife

FFBrianFFBrian Registered Users Posts: 8
I've looked long and hard this year for Christmas presents for my loving wife. I want to make her feel special, so I opted to get her a smorgasbord of thoughtful gifts rather than one big o' gift. That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.

Here are some of the items:

* A digital mop.

* A case of Black and Decker brussel-sprout-scented shampoo.

* A three-legged pet ferret that I've already named SpankMeCurly

* An energy-efficient curling iron that runs on propane.

* A toaster with a Hemi.

I think I done good. 8)
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  • NetGNetG Registered Users Posts: 8,116
    But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

    What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?
    The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
    -Speckla

    But at least the pews never attend yoga!
  • FFBrianFFBrian Registered Users Posts: 8
    NetG wrote:
    But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

    What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?

    She stinking up the place allegedly over at FFtoday, but there are suspicions that she's an alias of one of the Geeks who posts here and then assumed that handle - and acrid, abrasive personality - over there.
  • Cabana BoyCabana Boy Registered Users Posts: 400
    I don't see any munichdark.gif :evil: on the list above!
    Fortune favors the bold.
  • FFBrianFFBrian Registered Users Posts: 8
    Cabana Boy wrote:
    I don't see any munichdark.gif :evil: on the list above!

    SHE AIN'T GETTIN' ANY OF THAT!!! :twisted:
  • PenningtonPennington Registered Users Posts: 5
    MUA??
    McNair!
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  • BonginatorBonginator Registered Users Posts: 2
    rats ass
  • curliegraycurliegray Registered Users Posts: 1
    I'll take brussel sprout shampoo for a hundred Bri. The stanky ferret is gonna need something strong and serious. Poor S :D hared.
    type 2A 25%gray
  • roseannadanaroseannadana Registered Users Posts: 5,633 Curl Connoisseur
    FFBrian wrote:
    That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.

    .... And a petition for Divorce the morning after. :wink:

    I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

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