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Worst names

spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
Plz don't anyone take offense. All in good fun.

What are the five worst female names? And the five worst male names?

Let's try not to dupicate...even if a particular names really bears repeating.

If you disgree that a previously listed name should be mentioned, expain why. But not bc it's your mama's name, etc. LOL

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  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    1. Mercedes
    2. Princess
    3. Champagne
    4. Precious
    5. Katrina
  • moodydovemoodydove Posts: 1,721Registered Users
    I can't think of five per gender.

    Hortence and its variants.
    Fredna.
    Percival.
    Willard. Well, this one isn't terrible but it's pretty bad.
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  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    DUH!! I forgot male names

    1. Tom
    2. Paul
    3. John
    4. George
    5. Frank
  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    thelio wrote: »
    DUH!! I forgot male names

    1. Tom
    2. Paul
    3. John
    4. George
    5. Frank

    You think these are the worst male names in the world!? LOL

  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    thelio wrote: »
    DUH!! I forgot male names

    1. Tom
    2. Paul
    3. John
    4. George
    5. Frank

    You think these are the worst male names in the world!? LOL

    YES!!! AHHHHH!! I think they are horrible. lol
  • Knotty_MaddyKnotty_Maddy Posts: 518Registered Users
    Women:

    1- Murgatroyd (I'm not making that up!)
    2- Ethel
    3- Winnifred
    4- Peaches
    5- Aglea

    Men's names:

    1- Alphonse
    2- Walter
    3- Arthur
    4- Tim
    5- Guy

    I would have added Percival, but someone already said it ;p
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  • ScarletScarlet Posts: 3,125Registered Users
    The one that immediately popped into my mind was Nevaeh (even worse when it's spelled Neveah). I also don't like names where the "i" has been changed to a 'y" like Madyson. Worse yet, when someone has gone overboard with "y", like Mckynzye.
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  • curlylauracurlylaura Posts: 8,352Registered Users
    Anything with punctuation in it
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  • CurlyminxCurlyminx Posts: 5,581Registered Users
    1. Female (pronounced femme-all-ee)
    2. Romina
    3. Bertha (sorry Tia!)
    4. Dreuina (I might be spelling her name wrong. Like Drew-ina)
    5. Euginea (Or any variant of Eugene)

    1. Maclovio (I've always disliked that name.)
    2. Usanavy (ohh-sah-nah-vee - but really it's USA Navy)
    3. Richard
    4. Elemer (sorry granddad)
    5. Ignatius (sorry my sister gave my nephew that middle name)
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  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    Bertha...sniped...how about Beulah?
    Eunice
    Wanda
    Constance
    Marge

    Horace
    Herman
    Kermit
    Gordon
    Orel

  • SunshineGrrlSunshineGrrl Posts: 3,823Registered Users
    Someone I knew a long time ago made his kids name a whole sentence. I can't remember who was the boy and who was the girl, but here you go:

    Avery Sunny Dayina Littlefield (get it? A Very Sunny Day in a Little Field)

    And dangit...I can't remember the other kid's name. It's too bizarre.

    Another girl who I knew had the name Crystal Chanda Lear.

    And in keeping with me living in Utah and having a lot of religious people here, I give you:

    Celestial
    Chastity
    Hope
    Faith
    Mahonri Moriancumer


    I've also talked with a Lasonja (pronounced like lasagna) and my brother's best friend growing up was Vern.

  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,495Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    lasagna LOL

  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    i think this thread can end here. lasagna?

    nope, no one can top those names!
  • curlylauracurlylaura Posts: 8,352Registered Users
    I hate it when twins have near identical names. I have seen Travon and Travan.
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  • YomYom Posts: 1,146Registered Users
    Bahahaha Lasagna is the worst name ever!!!!

    My best friend's cousins called her twins Yelena and Yilana. Are you kidding me?!
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  • PoPo Posts: 2,607Registered Users
    I disagree on Mercedes. It's a real name and it has nothing to do with the car! :)
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  • PoPo Posts: 2,607Registered Users
    Gladys
    Capricious (I went to school with a Capricious...)

    Jorge
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  • SunshineGrrlSunshineGrrl Posts: 3,823Registered Users
    Okay, it's not pronounced exactly like lasagna.

    Lasonja (luh-sahn-yuh), accent goes on the 2nd syllable.

  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    Beulah. Yes this was my beloved great-grandma's name..but....still....

    ITA with Hortense

    Edith

    Gertrude, although I love Gertie.

    Thenance

    Naphenious

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  • The New BlackThe New Black Posts: 16,738Registered Users
    Male
    Lamar
    Jamal
    Omar
    Wayne/Dwayne
    Pat or patrick
    Chuck
    Lester

    Female
    D'zia D'Truth (??????????)...
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  • LoloDSMLoloDSM Posts: 3,778Registered Users
    A high school classmate named his son Talon. Like a claw. Awful.
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  • nynaeve77nynaeve77 Posts: 7,135Registered Users
    Boy:
    Damien
    Chad
    Adolf
    Matti (my husband wanted this name for our son!)
    Gomer



    Girl:
    Paisley
    Candy
    Fairuza
    Stormy
    Lacy
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  • poisonivypoisonivy Posts: 1,551Registered Users
    I love the name Damian.
  • poisonivypoisonivy Posts: 1,551Registered Users
    Norbert (sorry grandpa)
    Caleb
    Corbin
    Tony
    Weston

    Alyssa
    Kaitlin
    Emily
    Sally
    Alice (reminds me too much if the Brady Bunch)
  • wild~hairwild~hair Posts: 9,890Registered Users
    curlylaura wrote: »
    I hate it when twins have near identical names. I have seen Travon and Travan.

    I know a Darian and Dorian. blarg
  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    I hate when names are unnecessarily "La'ed"

    --La'Robert
    --La'Walter
    --La'Morris

    I can see something like "Lashawn" but not the above.

    I also hate feminized male names:

    --Robertina
    --Samueline


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  • anonymous_22139anonymous_22139 Posts: 659Registered Users
    I kid you not. These are all immediate family members.

    Female:
    Agnes
    Serepta
    Rozella
    Hazel
    Velta Dean

    Male:
    Nello
    Elwood
    Doyle
    Guzman
    Wally
  • bcody09bcody09 Posts: 115Registered Users
    My favorite is La-a (pronounced la-dash-a) horrible name.
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  • legendslegends Posts: 3,073Registered Users
    With apologies to my relatives:
    Obdulia
    Petrolina
    Alfakenia
    Aurora
    Thelma

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  • curlylauracurlylaura Posts: 8,352Registered Users
    Petronella.

    It makes me think of petrol/gas.
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