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Here ye, here ye...wedding called offf...

You're invited to the marriage of Speckla, Saria, and Nej. Date to be announced later. RCC will be doing the ceremony and a buffet of bacon will be provided free of charge to all interesting in attending...seating is up to you!!


To be continued....

ETA: After agreeing to be Schrill's prom date and getting stood up, I realize that I'm too young to tie myself down to so many spouses. Saria and Nej, you can keep the ring(onion)s since I called it off. But the pate is staying with me. Got 4 hungry, disappointed cats maids at home.

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  • NejNej Posts: 2,444Registered Users
    Yaaay!!!!
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  • redcelticcurlsredcelticcurls Posts: 17,502Registered Users
    Ooooh, I get to officiate!


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  • rouquinnerouquinne Posts: 13,495Registered Users Curl Dabbler
    could i be a bridesmaid?

    i want to my continue my perfect record of "always a bridesmaid, never a bride"!

    :D
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  • xcptnlxcptnl Posts: 15,678Registered Users
    Once you all married Saria and I will have an affair! :)


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  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    Can I be flower girl?!?! i was a flower girl when i was 7!! I was the bestest!!!
  • xcptnlxcptnl Posts: 15,678Registered Users
    You did this early because you knew springy was still sleeping and she might miss being able to stand up and object. You sneaky speckla!!


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    In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
  • inheritedcurlsinheritedcurls Posts: 2,954Registered Users
    Be sure to give yourself the biggest wedding shower ever!
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,258Registered Users
    I'm boycotting the wedding out of spite...
  • BoomygrrlBoomygrrl Posts: 4,940Registered Users
    I'm objecting, because I thought I was going to be your beautiful bride. I'm jealous. Waaaaah!!
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  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    This union will never work.
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  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    I'm boycotting the wedding out of spite...

    No no! I want you to be my matron of honor!
    Boomygrrl wrote: »
    I'm objecting, because I thought I was going to be your beautiful bride. I'm jealous. Waaaaah!!

    You can be. If the other brides don't object.
    thelio wrote: »
    Can I be flower girl?!?! i was a flower girl when i was 7!! I was the bestest!!!

    Yes.
    xcptnl wrote: »
    Once you all married Saria and I will have an affair! :)


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  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    Bump De Hump
  • rouquinnerouquinne Posts: 13,495Registered Users Curl Dabbler
    but... but... i had my dress all picked out!

    and it had a giant butt bow and everything....

    :(
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  • theliothelio Posts: 5,374Registered Users
    Whaaaaat?!?!? Why?!?! Y'all can work it out! I'm sure of it!!!!
  • rouquinnerouquinne Posts: 13,495Registered Users Curl Dabbler
    did i mention the dress was a *really* crinkly taffeta in a hideous shade of raspberry pink?

    :D
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  • SystemSystem Posts: 39,059 Administrator
    rouquinne wrote: »
    but... but... i had my dress all picked out!

    and it had a giant butt bow and everything....

    :(
    thelio wrote: »
    Whaaaaat?!?!? Why?!?! Y'all can work it out! I'm sure of it!!!!
    rouquinne wrote: »
    did i mention the dress was a *really* crinkly taffeta in a hideous shade of raspberry pink?

    :D

    Saria and Nej are still getting married. They just need to find the third person. I will review applications starting on Monday. Requirements: a pulse...:sign5:
  • NejNej Posts: 2,444Registered Users
    :(
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  • midgimidgi Posts: 2,409Registered Users
    Runaway bride Speck... runaway bride. Although at least she called it off early and didn't leave ya'll hanging at the altar because THAT would've been embarrassing.

    We would've been forced to bust out several more bottles of pink champagne for that one.

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  • jeepcurlygurljeepcurlygurl Posts: 19,238Registered Users Curl Dabbler
    Well I still want to be the cranky old aunt who wears black from head to toe and rolled down stockings and bemoans the bride's terrible choice in spouses.
    And I will make Italian cookies for the reception.
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  • irociroc Posts: 7,890Registered Users
    Well I still want to be the cranky old aunt who wears black from head to toe and rolled down stockings and bemoans the bride's terrible choice in spouses.
    And I will make Italian cookies for the reception.

    As a fellow Italian, I want in on this bitter wedding guest behavior.



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  • Jess the MessJess the Mess Posts: 5,844Registered Users
    Well I'm glad I didn't buy a dress. But now I have nowhere to wear my red peep toe heels :(


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  • OBBOBB Posts: 4,174Registered Users
    You ladies are delusional. Last I heard she's a heterosexual. And I proposed the first time I saw her pouty avatar 3 years ago. I'm still waiting for an answer. Yeah I know I'm also delusional.