anonnymouseanonnymouse Posts: 1,340Registered Users
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list


Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to


  • Resume WriterResume Writer Posts: 645Registered Users
    Good one! And so true . . .
  • spiderman5000spiderman5000 Posts: 673Registered Users
    ....Your first thought was "I have to post this as a Myspace bulletin!"

    Maybe that was just me...
  • wild_sasparillawild_sasparilla Posts: 4,306Registered Users
    OMG, it totally predicted my reactions, it's hilarious!!

    BTW, guano - anonnymouse, your avatar seems you by any chance know the way to Candy Mountain?

    ETA: For anyone who's scratching their heads about that comment, here's what I'm taking about.
    OMG, LOOK!!

    ...It's a siggie. :shock:
  • love yourself firstlove yourself first Posts: 5,398Registered Users
    That's brilliant. And all true. But no mention of blackberrys, ipods and other addictive electronica? The focus on cell phones is so, well, 2006 ;)
    "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people."
    "I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then we live with that decision."
    - Eleanor Roosevelt (both quotes)

    (taking a break from posting starting late august 2009)
  • blanclilablanclila Posts: 107Registered Users
    HAHAHA yes, I scrolled back up and everything! :lol: Good one!
    wavy / coarse / thick
  • SpringcurlSpringcurl Posts: 8,002Registered Users

    Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

  • anonnymouseanonnymouse Posts: 1,340Registered Users
    BTW, guano - anonnymouse, your avatar seems you by any chance know the way to Candy Mountain?
    Yes, I found a map!

    And the magical liopleurodon helped, too.
  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users
    What a hoot! I'm guilty of #5 :oops:


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    I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
    I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.