Halloween joke :)

melloweermelloweer Posts: 2,308Registered Users
So, as October gets here I always like to open the month with my all-time very favorite Halloween joke.

So my curly peeps....this joke's for you :)



How come witches can't have babies?












Cause their husbands have hallow weenies!!!! Mwahahahahaha

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  • CurliLocksCurliLocks Posts: 10,573Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    :lol:
    SF Bay Area, CA * "The Angel-Goddess-Guru of Haircoloring" :D
    3b/c/a mix. medium texture, low porosity
    My Motto: Strand Test! some hair pics
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -- gone, but never forgotten.
  • murrrcatmurrrcat Posts: 9,596Registered Users
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    hehhehehe (I'm stealing that.)
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  • curlypearlcurlypearl Posts: 12,227Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    Ha Ha! Loved it.
    2/c Coarse hair med. density.
    Highly porous. Color over grey.
    I love all the Curl Junkie products. Still experimenting with gels and curl creams. Still hoping for 2nd day hair....
    Every day is a gift :flower:
  • E.B.E.B. Posts: 158Registered Users
    :laughing6:
  • AsLckyGrlAsLckyGrl Posts: 188Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    nice :P
    3B ; BSL; Low Porosity; Med Texture; CG since July '10.
    Clean: Ever Sleek
    Treat: EVCO, Neutrogena 3xMoisture
    Tools: Boar Brush, wide tooth comb
    Styler: Garnier Sleek&Shine
  • charlesallencharlesallen Posts: 6Registered Users
    Really nice, here is one from me.

    [SIZE=+1]Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
    Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]
    "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" [/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1]
    "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" [/SIZE]
  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    :sign5:
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    Ever since the sports thread wars I have sensed a special connection between [edit] & Wile. Like the connection oil has to water. I almost can't speak of it. Wait....my eyes are misting. ~asq
    Let’s just stay together and tell the world to kiss our ass. ~P


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