Uncomfortable but slightly humorous incident (slightly Adult)

curlystateofmindcurlystateofmind Posts: 180Registered Users
I went to CVS today to get a few things including some lube for my bf who is serving overseas right now. He has a toy that he needs it for. I had planned on buying Astroglide because I've used it before and it worked well. They had a brand I hadn't heard of on sale for 50% off--it was regulary $14.99. I got two bottles which were pretty big, 4.5 oz.

As I'm checking out with several customers behind me the checkout girl asks "Have you used this before? Is it any good?" I replied that I had not, I only picked it because it was on sale. She then told me that she usually buys KY but doesn't like it much. She then said to let her know how I like it. :shock:

I go to this particular store on a regular basis so I think she may have recognized me and felt comfortable talking to me about my purchase. Even though I thought it was completely unprofessional I couldn't help but laugh at the situation after I left. I'm hoping the people behind me didn't catch on but then again, I will never see them again so who cares. I just wonder what she thought I was going to do with those two big bottles of lube! And now I'm afraid to go back there because she just might ask me how I liked it! :tongue5:
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  • Jess the MessJess the Mess Posts: 5,844Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    I visit our local "toy shop" for lube instead of the regular store just for those reasons :) I'm picky and buy the bigger bottles because they're more economical. I never get funny looks there...I'm sure way freakier people than me go there.
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  • mandyvmandyv Posts: 2,437Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    She then said to let her know how I like it. :shock:

    Your little face made me laugh.

    So your bf has a toy he uses it for? :shock: That's what I want to hear more about lol
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  • JosephineJosephine Posts: 14,408Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    mandyv wrote: »
    She then said to let her know how I like it. :shock:

    Your little face made me laugh.

    So your bf has a toy he uses it for? :shock: That's what I want to hear more about lol


    LOL, same here? What toy?
  • Jess the MessJess the Mess Posts: 5,844Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    Meant to add...you could tell her you put it in your hair :sad5:
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  • redcelticcurlsredcelticcurls Posts: 17,502Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    Josephine wrote: »
    mandyv wrote: »
    She then said to let her know how I like it. :shock:

    Your little face made me laugh.

    So your bf has a toy he uses it for? :shock: That's what I want to hear more about lol


    LOL, same here? What toy?

    A fleshlight came to mind. :toothy4:
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  • EilonwyEilonwy Posts: 12,391Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    A fleshlight came to mind. :toothy4:
    I was also thinking that it's a masturbation sleeve. But hey, there are lots of other options!
  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    some lube for my bf who is serving overseas right now. He has a toy that he needs it for.

    This is the oddest part of this post to me. No offense please but as a guy who has served overseas... really?

    I have toys and lube here at home. DW and I both do but to have anything with serving abroad is a little uncomfortable to me. Then again I don't know the details of time of conditions he is deployed for so I truely am not trying to sound judgemental.
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  • EilonwyEilonwy Posts: 12,391Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    GuardianB wrote: »
    I have toys and lube here at home. DW and I both do but to have anything with serving abroad is a little uncomfortable to me.
    Why is that?
  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    Eilonwy wrote: »
    GuardianB wrote: »
    I have toys and lube here at home. DW and I both do but to have anything with serving abroad is a little uncomfortable to me.
    Why is that?

    Living arrangements.
    Almost always in a shared or community room. Shift work. Your co-worker feels like your brother who also is your roomate which means you live with them just as if they were a partner without the sex part. So to have a sex toy and lube for special arrangements of self gratification when you are gone for "X" amount of time... just not something I personnally would do and never noticed done.
    We often opened our mail in front of each other and shared things we got. That would be an interesting package to open and explain if that happened here.
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  • CocoaCoilyCocoaCoily Posts: 2,648Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    I am quite surprised that my mind did not go directly to the gutter, as it undoubtedly would have, reading the OP. I thought it was some kind of actual toy, not an adult toy. Jeez, this bed rest must be doing more of a number on me than I realized! Ack!

    Aaanyway, now I want to know what kind of toy he has, and how he makes use of it privately... Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
  • EilonwyEilonwy Posts: 12,391Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    CocoaCoily wrote: »
    I thought it was some kind of actual toy, not an adult toy.
    :lol:
    CocoaCoily wrote:
    Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
    See, that's what I would think. There's gotta be some opportunity.
  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    Eilonwy wrote: »
    CocoaCoily wrote:
    Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
    See, that's what I would think. There's gotta be some opportunity.

    There is certainly opportunity.
    Just for me there wasn't opportunity to stop, grab the sleeve, squeeze out an application of lube from the jumbo size container, make sure the towel is close by, take the time that all this preparation was used for, clean up and put it all away in it's hiding spot.
    All this for being gone for 4 months. Even a year. I mean really, I'll just take a long shower one day if the 3 minutes while the roomy is at lunch doesn't work every few weeks.
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    GuardianB wrote: »
    Eilonwy wrote: »
    CocoaCoily wrote:
    Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
    See, that's what I would think. There's gotta be some opportunity.

    There is certainly opportunity.
    Just for me there wasn't opportunity to stop, grab the sleeve, squeeze out an application of lube from the jumbo size container, make sure the towel is close by, take the time that all this preparation was used for, clean up and put it all away in it's hiding spot.
    All this for being gone for 4 months. Even a year. I mean really, I'll just take a long shower one day if the 3 minutes while the roomy is at lunch doesn't work every few weeks.
    lol...
    yep, showers work every...time...so I've heard...
    
    what happened to socks? :dontknow: :lol:
    ok, so I just had to look this up... :o
    http://masturbation-sleeves.com/
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  • spiderlashes5000spiderlashes5000 Posts: 17,898Registered Users Curl Virtuoso
    CocoaCoily wrote: »
    I am quite surprised that my mind did not go directly to the gutter, as it undoubtedly would have, reading the OP. I thought it was some kind of actual toy, not an adult toy. Jeez, this bed rest must be doing more of a number on me than I realized! Ack!

    Aaanyway, now I want to know what kind of toy he has, and how he makes use of it privately... Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
    What kind of actual toy (like Mr Potato Head? Legos? Matchbox cars?) needs KY Jelly?:laughing7::error:

  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    :laughing3:
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  • SariaSaria Posts: 15,963Registered Users
    :laughing3:

    I agree with GuardianB, it seems odd.
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    wait, you can't get that overseas? :dontknow:
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  • redcelticcurlsredcelticcurls Posts: 17,502Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    wait, you can't get that overseas? :dontknow:

    Adult products like that are illegal in some countries. That's why you have it mailed to you as opposed to taking stuff with you or buying it once you get there. We used the mail to smuggle in toys, alcohol, bacon-in-a-box, etc.
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  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    wait, you can't get that overseas? :dontknow:

    Adult products like that are illegal in some countries. That's why you have it mailed to you as opposed to taking stuff with you or buying it once you get there. We used the mail to smuggle in toys, alcohol, bacon-in-a-box, etc.

    Again another issue. It is illegal to mail that stuff into those countries as well. I've heard of Vodka poured into Listerine so that someone could get their buzz. If they are not too remote then they likely have access to a Army or Navy exchange (which can often get special waivers on things otherwise banned or considered contraband) where KY can be bought. And like I said if he's embarrassed enough to buy it himself, he has to figure out when and where to hide it anyways when he opens the package from home.
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  • redcelticcurlsredcelticcurls Posts: 17,502Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    GuardianB wrote: »
    wait, you can't get that overseas? :dontknow:

    Adult products like that are illegal in some countries. That's why you have it mailed to you as opposed to taking stuff with you or buying it once you get there. We used the mail to smuggle in toys, alcohol, bacon-in-a-box, etc.

    Again another issue. It is illegal to mail that stuff into those countries as well. I've heard of Vodka poured into Listerine so that someone could get their buzz. If they are not too remote then they likely have access to a Army or Navy exchange (which can often get special waivers on things otherwise banned or considered contraband) where KY can be bought. And like I said if he's embarrassed enough to buy it himself, he has to figure out when and where to hide it anyways when he opens the package from home.

    We must have had liberal mail folks because this is how we got all our stuff we weren't supposed to have, lol.

    Now, the customs inspectors on the way out was another matter. There was so much confiscated porn and toys, it was amazing.
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  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    GuardianB wrote: »

    Adult products like that are illegal in some countries. That's why you have it mailed to you as opposed to taking stuff with you or buying it once you get there. We used the mail to smuggle in toys, alcohol, bacon-in-a-box, etc.

    Again another issue. It is illegal to mail that stuff into those countries as well. I've heard of Vodka poured into Listerine so that someone could get their buzz. If they are not too remote then they likely have access to a Army or Navy exchange (which can often get special waivers on things otherwise banned or considered contraband) where KY can be bought. And like I said if he's embarrassed enough to buy it himself, he has to figure out when and where to hide it anyways when he opens the package from home.

    We must have had liberal mail folks because this is how we got all our stuff we weren't supposed to have, lol.

    Now, the customs inspectors on the way out was another matter. There was so much confiscated porn and toys, it was amazing.

    Yup. It was funny sometime to see the boxes of stuff.

    I'm all for the senders of this stuff. If they can get it out in the mail and it gets to their recipient, as you know it is a huge morale booster. I just hope people don't get caught on some of this stuff because they can get into some big trouble.
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    So, what happens to the confiscated stuff? lol
    GB..what kind of trouble?
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  • curlystateofmindcurlystateofmind Posts: 180Registered Users
    Josephine wrote: »
    mandyv wrote: »

    Your little face made me laugh.

    So your bf has a toy he uses it for? :shock: That's what I want to hear more about lol


    LOL, same here? What toy?

    A fleshlight came to mind. :toothy4:

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  • medussamedussa Posts: 12,993Registered Users
    So, what happens to the confiscated stuff? lol
    GB..what kind of trouble?

    That's classified information. :salut:
  • GuardianBGuardianB Posts: 1,905Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    He takes care of himself 3-4 times a day!!!

    Major Richard Pounder? :lol:
    no in all seriousness then that's unique and maybe awesome that he has that setup
    So, what happens to the confiscated stuff? lol
    GB..what kind of trouble?
    Not sure.
    Trouble is federal and internation laws are being broken. I'm not positive on all the details but hefty fines, jail or for the military members court marshall and discharge (no pun intended for the topic) are possible.
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  • WileE-DeadWileE-Dead Banned Posts: 24,963Banned Users Curl Neophyte
    Getting jailed for having a fake vagina?! :o :silent: :lol:
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  • CocoaCoilyCocoaCoily Posts: 2,648Registered Users Curl Neophyte
    CocoaCoily wrote: »
    I am quite surprised that my mind did not go directly to the gutter, as it undoubtedly would have, reading the OP. I thought it was some kind of actual toy, not an adult toy. Jeez, this bed rest must be doing more of a number on me than I realized! Ack!

    Aaanyway, now I want to know what kind of toy he has, and how he makes use of it privately... Or is taking care of yourself expected of men deployed.
    What kind of actual toy (like Mr Potato Head? Legos? Matchbox cars?) needs KY Jelly?:laughing7::error:
    :laughing3:

    Alright, aaalright... No making fun of the poor wittle prego who is having to go through the longest dry spell ever!!! You just wait till I'm back in the game...My mind will be right back in that gutter!
  • spring1onuspring1onu Posts: 16,528Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    I think my eyeballs would have popped right out onto the counter if that had happened to me. I can't even imagine asking a good friend "Hey, how's that lube workin' for ya?" :lol:

    I had to google fleshlight. I don't get out much...
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  • JosephineJosephine Posts: 14,408Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    Getting jailed for having a fake vagina?! :o :silent: :lol:

    so that's what a fleshlight is! no, i never heard of it before..
  • RedCatWavesRedCatWaves Posts: 31,259Registered Users Curl Connoisseur
    spring1onu wrote: »
    I think my eyeballs would have popped right out onto the counter if that had happened to me. I can't even imagine asking a good friend "Hey, how's that lube workin' for ya?" :lol:

    I had to google fleshlight. I don't get out much...



    I had to google it too. I like being ignorant of that stuff I think.

    I have one bottle of lube. It's tiny. It's been sitting in my nightstand for about 15 years and is only 1/3 used up. I figure it'll take me another 20-30 years to use it up. I just cannot relate to buying lube by the quart.

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